Christmas meme OH NOES

[hellison]

Dear Santa... Dear Santa, This year I've been busy! In February segvee and I donated clothes to the needy (11 points). In October I gave littlebluefish a Dutch Oven (-10 points). In July I committed genocide... Sorry about that, malvino (-5000 points). In September I didn't flush (-1 points). Last Friday I caught a purse-snatcher who stole _unhurt_'s purse (30 points). Overall, I've been naughty (-4970 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking! Sincerely, hellison

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Comments

[malvino.livejournal.com]

Thousands of them there used to be, vast herds roaming free across the plains in search of gin.

[hellison.livejournal.com]

Thousands? Damn good thing I got rid of them, gin ain't cheap these days you know!