Christmas meme OH NOES

[hellison]

Dear Santa... Dear Santa, This year I've been busy! In February segvee and I donated clothes to the needy (11 points). In October I gave littlebluefish a Dutch Oven (-10 points). In July I committed genocide... Sorry about that, malvino (-5000 points). In September I didn't flush (-1 points). Last Friday I caught a purse-snatcher who stole _unhurt_'s purse (30 points). Overall, I've been naughty (-4970 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking! Sincerely, hellison

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A spanking a spanking!

Comments

[sleetersoulfire.livejournal.com]

I disapprove of your Santa letter generator, it gave me minus points for buying porn for Goleniec! ;p

[hellison.livejournal.com]

Why thats just shocking!

[thesme-01.livejournal.com]

Dear Santa... Dear Santa, This year I've been busy! In May I put gum in heliotic's hair (-12 points). In June I stole anavrinny's purse (-30 points). In January I donated bone marrow to littlebluefish in a life-saving procedure (300 points). Last Sunday I gave hellison a life-saving blood transfusion (50 points). In March I broke _unhurt_'s X-Box (-12 points). Overall, I've been nice (296 points). For Christmas I deserve a new dolly! Sincerely, Thesme_01

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[malvino.livejournal.com]

Curses, genocided.

You'll have to buy me a drink tomorrow to make up for it ;)

[thesme-01.livejournal.com]

I don't think dead people are allowed drinks, so why don't you let hellison buy me a drink when she gets back and I will take a photo of me drinking it and show it to you?

[malvino.livejournal.com]

Sounds like a plan. But.... No drinks for dead people!?






Guess I'll have to live forever then

[thesme-01.livejournal.com]

If you're dead you don't have a mouth or a stomach or a liver or an excretory system or a brain so it wouldn't work.

UNLESS

You became a zombie? They can drink lucozade, so am presuming gin would work?

[hellison.livejournal.com]

Woes, all the Malvinos GONE!

It was for the greater good tho, honest guv ;p

[malvino.livejournal.com]

Thousands of them there used to be, vast herds roaming free across the plains in search of gin.

[hellison.livejournal.com]

Thousands? Damn good thing I got rid of them, gin ain't cheap these days you know!