Christmas meme OH NOES

[hellison]

Dear Santa... Dear Santa, This year I've been busy! In February segvee and I donated clothes to the needy (11 points). In October I gave littlebluefish a Dutch Oven (-10 points). In July I committed genocide... Sorry about that, malvino (-5000 points). In September I didn't flush (-1 points). Last Friday I caught a purse-snatcher who stole _unhurt_'s purse (30 points). Overall, I've been naughty (-4970 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking! Sincerely, hellison

Write your letter to Santa! Enter your LJ username:

A spanking a spanking!

Comments

[thesme-01.livejournal.com]

If you're dead you don't have a mouth or a stomach or a liver or an excretory system or a brain so it wouldn't work.

UNLESS

You became a zombie? They can drink lucozade, so am presuming gin would work?