A Handy Cooking Tip

[hellison]

When making a nice toasted sandwich for tea, do try to ensure that the lead for the radio is not *also* in the sandwich maker.

However if you really MUST add the piquant taste of burnt wire and rubber to your food, do ensure you know where the trip switch for your electricity is, and that you can find it in the dark.


Disaster? Moi? Surely not...

(and today had been going SO well ;p)

Comments

[thesme-01.livejournal.com]

*I PUKE ON YOUR SHOES*

That mixture could only have been suggested by someone who is in league with the devil

ack
ack
ack
ack

[adelpha.livejournal.com]

Meh, I could use some new shoes anyway.

Well I think I'm meant to be going to hell anyway, depending on which religion you listen to. I'm just getting some early practice in :P

[thesme-01.livejournal.com]

I listen to no religion therefore I have objective knowledge that you are going to hell.

nyar

[adelpha.livejournal.com]

Just because I like baked beans and cheese?

*whimper*

Ah well, at least it'll be warm and there'll be good music.

[thesme-01.livejournal.com]

and sex
and fags
and booze

[adelpha.livejournal.com]

So there's the little matter of eternal flames and torture. It's a small price to pay!

[thesme-01.livejournal.com]

to be honest having to listen to bloody holier-than-thou angels plucking inane music on harpstrings for eternity is worse than eternal flames and torture.

[adelpha.livejournal.com]

Sounds like torture, but without the flames.

Although I don't like heights, so farting around on clouds sounds bad to me!

[thesme-01.livejournal.com]

And you would be farting around - driven by the gusts of beany flatulence!

[adelpha.livejournal.com]

Ah... Maybe not such a good idea being near naked flames in hell then ;)

[thesme-01.livejournal.com]

No I think it would be a great idea! Pretty!

[adelpha.livejournal.com]

And you say beans are a bad thing!

[thesme-01.livejournal.com]

Only if I have to eat them! Don't mind watching other people whizzing around the room in the air due to eating too many! That is a FUN thing!

[adelpha.livejournal.com]

But doesn't that leave you sat in the cloud of vapourised beans?

[thesme-01.livejournal.com]

nose plugs. works every time.
PS I see we're moving steadily to the right here...

up bush!

[adelpha.livejournal.com]

And maybe an open window somewhere. We don't want your clothes dissolving :P

Bush?

[thesme-01.livejournal.com]

moving to the right ahahaha um

[adelpha.livejournal.com]

Er...?

Unless it's preceeded by a jump to the left, you've lost me.

[thesme-01.livejournal.com]

oh see because as we keep replying to eachother the posts are getting more and more squashed up against the right hand side of the screen.

All this hoose buying stress has disabled my Sense of Humour Function.

[adelpha.livejournal.com]

Ah, gotcha!

Having a long conversation about farting is losing your sense of humour? ;)

[thesme-01.livejournal.com]

nooo the trying to buy a goddamn apartment

[adelpha.livejournal.com]

Hehe, my turn to confuse you. You're making farting jokes while buying a house, so your sense of humour seems like it's hanging in there :)

[thesme-01.livejournal.com]

booo hooo not any more booo hooo
outbid

[adelpha.livejournal.com]

Bastards! :(

Hopefully the train to the loos will break down when they need it!

[hellison.livejournal.com]

Squished is right, what ARE you 2 up to? I lost track somewhere round the chip butties (guess what I'm having for tea tonight!)