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So much pain. Everything hurts. EVERYTHING.
Including my stomach muscles from laughing so much, not sure about the voice as I haven't tried to speak to anyone today yet, but my throat is also on the List of Pain, along with the huge bump on the back of my head (stupid bloody marble bar) and a few Mystery Bruises.
I don't *think* i fell over at any point tho, which might be a first.

I was going to do a detailed post of the weekend, but then realised I can't remember most of the details, so we will go with


Things I Learned This Weekend

1. Starting drinking at 3.30 in the afternoon is not necessarily as good an idea as it seems.
2. Ukko looks intelligent in everyone else's glasses
3. When he says 'get me a LAAAARGE vodka', not only does he not actually mean a triple, he almost certainly doesn't mean Several Triples.
4. [livejournal.com profile] malvino has the Freakiest. Toes. EVER.
5. Also, he will do just about anything for 50p
6. [livejournal.com profile] kanaalzahir is a deadly shot with a slice of lemon (right in the forehead every time!)
7. Do Not Whack Your Head off a bar top made of Marble. It really really hurts.
8. My cleavage terrifies [livejournal.com profile] moxybounce
9. [livejournal.com profile] dasquian CAN be hard - he'll fucking cut ya!
10. But he still can't roll his Rs
11. Sojan's special cider from a farm is really quite strong.
12. Champagne and vodka go quite well together
13. [livejournal.com profile] mivvvv does not like being woken up at 7.30 in the morning by having water poured on his head by a very very drunk Irish woman.

I'm still not quite clear on what exactly 'ambisexuality' is tho...
Other than that, the weekend was great! Was lovely to see everyone again and having an almost civilised lunch with cocktails was a Great Plan ;) AND I even managed to sleep in the bed for once. While it was still night! 4am is still night right?

Date: 2006-02-20 03:54 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thesme-01.livejournal.com
Mivvvvvvvvv is a big chicken who is scared of Irish ladies who are actually quite NICE! Actually! And help out the Sally Army on their days off!

Malvino does not do ENOUGH for 50p, IMHO.

I did the nice picture for Dasquian as he requested.

WHY DID YOU SLAM YOUR HEAD INTO A MARBLE BARTOP, EEJIT?

Champagne and voddie? Why? I think I would die.

Date: 2006-02-20 03:58 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hellison.livejournal.com
I am not just nice I am LOVELY and miv is just... welsh.

Re the 50p, you'll have to take that up with him and see what you can get ;p

Yay pictures, where?

I didn't do it on PURPORSE, I was tickled with Amusement at... something, leant back for a very ladylike and polite laugh forgetting I was sitting right beside the bar whcih was now at head height. OUCH.

C & V? It Seemed Like The Right Thing To Do At The Time of course!

Date: 2006-02-20 04:08 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/_unhurt_/
leant back for a very ladylike and polite laugh

ahahahaha!

pardon me, i seem to have a sight cough here...

Date: 2006-02-20 04:10 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thesme-01.livejournal.com
Dweud Mivvv! Gwragedd gwyddelig maen hyfryd
(sorry about the word order)

*WAVE Malvino* *wave 20 pounds at malvino* (I still have sterling from last trip north)

Picture on my LJ

Silly hellison with the headbanging. Silly!

What did the champers and vodka taste like?

Date: 2006-02-20 04:50 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mivvvv.livejournal.com
Errr im no good at welsh, is the irish woman lovely? Dont feel any sympathy for helen, for the 20 quid i will fill you in with all the sordid details!

Date: 2006-02-20 04:51 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thesme-01.livejournal.com
I think (according to the online dictionary) I said
Hello Mivvv! Irish Women are Lovely.
I think.

If I give you 20 squids, how will I persuade Malvino to do the full monty?

(But tell me the sordids anyway please)

Date: 2006-02-20 05:04 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kanaalzahir.livejournal.com
"If I give you 20 squids, how will I persuade Malvino to do the full monty?"

Did you try, you know, asking him? (and if it works, do I get the 20?)

Date: 2006-02-20 05:06 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thesme-01.livejournal.com
If you can persuade Malvino to hand over the dosh you can.

Malvino is currently being Coy - WAVE DOSH AT MALVINO

Date: 2006-02-20 05:10 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hellison.livejournal.com
Well if memory serves he did say 'give me 50p and I'll strip now' but then stopped at the trousers and ran away.

Tho i think he's possibly being either asleep or unwell rather than COY, last I saw he was still drinking...

Date: 2006-02-20 05:11 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thesme-01.livejournal.com
I wonder would someone pop round to his gaff and remove items and take photos??
*hopeful*

Date: 2006-02-21 07:51 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gnillot.livejournal.com
And the "something" you laughed so ladylike at would have been my wonderful top with adjustable cleavage. As I remember it I was just innocently showing you how i could adjust the depth of the cleavage by pulling on the string, and you just threw your head backwards just like that...

First time in my life I've caused actual physical injury with my boobs :P

Date: 2006-02-21 08:19 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hellison.livejournal.com
Hehe, well there's a first time for everything!

And it's almost not sore at all now. Except when I think about it. Like now...
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Date: 2006-02-20 03:28 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hellison.livejournal.com
Yep that was pretty much it, if you swap 'champagne glass' for hotel bathroom glass or tea mug ;p

Date: 2006-02-20 05:30 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hellison.livejournal.com
hehe :p

(why does it HURT so to laugh?)

Date: 2006-02-20 05:38 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/_unhurt_/
8. My cleavage terrifies [livejournal.com profile] moxybounce

shouldn't that be everyone? you could LOSE things down there!

Date: 2006-02-20 05:51 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hellison.livejournal.com
Yes, but MOST people don't run screaming into the path of oncoming traffic just to get away from it.
Thankfully ;p

Date: 2006-02-20 05:53 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kanaalzahir.livejournal.com
We just note what bra you're wearing. (Quite lovely it was too!)

Date: 2006-02-20 05:55 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hellison.livejournal.com
Why thank you! It is very pretty ;p

Next time I wear that top tho, i think there may be Pins added ;p

Date: 2006-02-20 06:59 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thesme-01.livejournal.com
which bra was that then - and what IS ambisexuality?

Date: 2006-02-20 07:07 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hellison.livejournal.com
It is a lovely pink and flowery one! Tho it does occasionally lead to more cleavage than expected ;p

And on the ambisexuality I'll have to refer you to Malvino again, he's the one that has it. Or is it. Or something...

Date: 2006-02-20 07:21 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thesme-01.livejournal.com
Does that mean he can use both his left and his right willies?

WOW!

I'll pay 50 squids to see that!

Date: 2006-02-20 07:28 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hellison.livejournal.com
Well it seemed to be something to do with this (http://gin.fotopic.net/p26110471.html), so you could be right!

Date: 2006-02-20 07:30 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thesme-01.livejournal.com
Oeerr - does he have to have special trousers with double flies made for him? Looks like it from that photo...

Date: 2006-02-20 07:30 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thesme-01.livejournal.com
Ps done a nice drawing for you
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Date: 2006-02-20 03:27 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hellison.livejournal.com
This seems to be the most common interpretation, and indeed [livejournal.com profile] thesme_01 has done a very lovely pictorial representation of it!

Date: 2006-02-21 02:00 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thesme-01.livejournal.com
See my LJ for illustration of wangs and toes.

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