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So much pain. Everything hurts. EVERYTHING.
Including my stomach muscles from laughing so much, not sure about the voice as I haven't tried to speak to anyone today yet, but my throat is also on the List of Pain, along with the huge bump on the back of my head (stupid bloody marble bar) and a few Mystery Bruises.
I don't *think* i fell over at any point tho, which might be a first.

I was going to do a detailed post of the weekend, but then realised I can't remember most of the details, so we will go with


Things I Learned This Weekend

1. Starting drinking at 3.30 in the afternoon is not necessarily as good an idea as it seems.
2. Ukko looks intelligent in everyone else's glasses
3. When he says 'get me a LAAAARGE vodka', not only does he not actually mean a triple, he almost certainly doesn't mean Several Triples.
4. [livejournal.com profile] malvino has the Freakiest. Toes. EVER.
5. Also, he will do just about anything for 50p
6. [livejournal.com profile] kanaalzahir is a deadly shot with a slice of lemon (right in the forehead every time!)
7. Do Not Whack Your Head off a bar top made of Marble. It really really hurts.
8. My cleavage terrifies [livejournal.com profile] moxybounce
9. [livejournal.com profile] dasquian CAN be hard - he'll fucking cut ya!
10. But he still can't roll his Rs
11. Sojan's special cider from a farm is really quite strong.
12. Champagne and vodka go quite well together
13. [livejournal.com profile] mivvvv does not like being woken up at 7.30 in the morning by having water poured on his head by a very very drunk Irish woman.

I'm still not quite clear on what exactly 'ambisexuality' is tho...
Other than that, the weekend was great! Was lovely to see everyone again and having an almost civilised lunch with cocktails was a Great Plan ;) AND I even managed to sleep in the bed for once. While it was still night! 4am is still night right?

Date: 2006-02-20 05:38 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/_unhurt_/
8. My cleavage terrifies [livejournal.com profile] moxybounce

shouldn't that be everyone? you could LOSE things down there!

Date: 2006-02-20 05:51 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hellison.livejournal.com
Yes, but MOST people don't run screaming into the path of oncoming traffic just to get away from it.
Thankfully ;p

Date: 2006-02-20 05:53 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kanaalzahir.livejournal.com
We just note what bra you're wearing. (Quite lovely it was too!)

Date: 2006-02-20 05:55 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hellison.livejournal.com
Why thank you! It is very pretty ;p

Next time I wear that top tho, i think there may be Pins added ;p

Date: 2006-02-20 06:59 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thesme-01.livejournal.com
which bra was that then - and what IS ambisexuality?

Date: 2006-02-20 07:07 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hellison.livejournal.com
It is a lovely pink and flowery one! Tho it does occasionally lead to more cleavage than expected ;p

And on the ambisexuality I'll have to refer you to Malvino again, he's the one that has it. Or is it. Or something...

Date: 2006-02-20 07:21 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thesme-01.livejournal.com
Does that mean he can use both his left and his right willies?

WOW!

I'll pay 50 squids to see that!

Date: 2006-02-20 07:28 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hellison.livejournal.com
Well it seemed to be something to do with this (http://gin.fotopic.net/p26110471.html), so you could be right!

Date: 2006-02-20 07:30 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thesme-01.livejournal.com
Oeerr - does he have to have special trousers with double flies made for him? Looks like it from that photo...

Date: 2006-02-20 07:30 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thesme-01.livejournal.com
Ps done a nice drawing for you
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Date: 2006-02-20 03:27 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hellison.livejournal.com
This seems to be the most common interpretation, and indeed [livejournal.com profile] thesme_01 has done a very lovely pictorial representation of it!

Date: 2006-02-21 02:00 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thesme-01.livejournal.com
See my LJ for illustration of wangs and toes.

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