Things you don't need

[hellison]

Having a nice quite evening, silly channel 5 thing about the 80s, bottle of champagne, all going well. Til suddenly ad of sobbing girl over dying parent with cancer.

GREAT.

Do these ads actually make anyone stop smoking anyway?

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[thesme-01.livejournal.com]

puff........puff..........puff
*turn on telly*
*watch hideous death death cancer hospital death fags ad*
*feel enormously guilty and stressed*
puffpuffpuffpuffpuffpufffpufpffffpufupfufpufupfupfuuuufpppufffupufufpufpufpufpufpufpfupufpfupufpufpufpufpuBANG

[hellison.livejournal.com]

*waves cigar in your general direction*

[thesme-01.livejournal.com]

ooh oh what was that scathe/stare thing?
*Thesme looks at you scathingly*
*A strange warmth fills your groin*
*Thesme stares in your general direction*
*A strange smell fills the air*
*There is a strange smell in the air*
*Thesme looks over the top of her glasses*
*You feel a sensation of wetness*
*You begin to walk awkwardly*
*You fall to the ground in a pool of liquid*
*Thesme has melted your bits*

[hellison.livejournal.com]

bollocks, I totally forgot to tell Woom about that one at the weekend!

ps what did i DO to the loos? oops :p

[thesme-01.livejournal.com]

You are a Bad Lady and you Must Be Punished with Your Talk of Triggers.

Actually, without breaking the rules - I think the anon post was well phrased and good cos things were getting a bit gnarly there.

And the dodgy ads post? Has descended into being eaten by your own cats and living through them which is A Good Thing. ?

Go you Chaos Mistress.

But you still must be punished. Soooooooooooooooon

[hellison.livejournal.com]

I am in v. much agreement with that one. I was only whining :p
Eaten by own cats eh? Must go find that bit ;p

Um, will punishment take the form of buying me alcohol and shouting random abuse *looks hopeful*

[thesme-01.livejournal.com]

umm no I was more thinking of buying fizz, making you watch ME drink it, tying you to a chair and making you look at pictures of Morrissey while I shout abuse at YOU

Whaddya think?

[hellison.livejournal.com]

Ah that's ok, I was afraid you were going to be Nice at me or something

[thesme-01.livejournal.com]

argh the obscenity! How could you say such terrible things?

[hellison.livejournal.com]

Because you have Done it in the past. To TORTURE me. EVIL EVIL WOMAN

[thesme-01.livejournal.com]

Been nice, or done Toilet Impressions?

[hellison.livejournal.com]

BOTH

and I'm still not sure which is worse
*shakes*

[thesme-01.livejournal.com]

Thesme thinks of PArty TrEAts

[http://users.livejournal.com/_unhurt_/]

you have a very interesting relationship. one that outsiders might consider... pervy?

[thesme-01.livejournal.com]

wa=?
With the morrissey and the shouting?

(and she says I'm wrong. The woman who introduced me to car sex. hmmm)

[thesme-01.livejournal.com]

I'll do a toilet impression for you, too, next time I'm up. They're very accurate.

[hellison.livejournal.com]

ohnoohnoohnoohnoohnoohnoohno
*rocks in manner of Romanian orphan*

[http://users.livejournal.com/_unhurt_/]

ahaha. no, wait - WRONG!

[hellison.livejournal.com]

You have No Idea.

[thesme-01.livejournal.com]

OMG

I canNOT believe you SAID that!!

OMG