stalkery meme thingy, nicked from
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vashti.
Can I just add, SCARILY accurate stalkery meme thing *hides under the desk*
Stalking is illegal. hellison confronts thesme_01.
| thesme_01 is stalking hellison |
| thesme_01’s REAL name : |
Fogg Webbe |
| thesme_01’s REAL DOB : |
12th September 1978 |
| Height :163 cm |
Weight : 93.0 kg |
| thesme_01 has dreamt about you : |
17 times |
| thesme_01 became interested in you : |
01st June 2003 |
| thesme_01’s latest dream about you |
| You and thesme_01 are in a bar. thesme_01 carries you up onto the pool table and begins undressing you. thesme_01 starts to whip you around the ass with your own jeans. |
| This is how thesme_01 describes your relationship behind your back |
| ‘It’s all gone to shit. I can’t be without her. Tonight’s the night that I end it all. Where the fuck did I put the shotgun?’ |
| thesme_01’s been stealing stuff from your house too. |
| thesme_01 has stolen all of your baby-photos. |
| They’ve even started modifying their body for you |
| thesme_01 is considering having reconstructive surgery on their earlobes so that they are similar in appearance to your own. |
| They sent the following message to you in a Valentines |
| The world cannot take away what we have. We are destined to be two lovebirds entwined eternally in our love for one another. To cut the crap, do you fancy a fuck? |
| The Police |
| No. calls to the police : |
27 times |
| Your Last Call to The Police |
| "Police? Look that fucker thesme_01 is still harassing me. I got another valentines card smeared in blood today again. Can’t you do something about this? I’m starting to become scared for my life." |
| thesme_01’s Police File |
| thesme_01 would be a nothing more than a loveable rogue if it were not for their love of samurai swords. |
| Testimonies about thesme_01 |
| mirrorshard - Marathon Munt |
| ‘Dear God! I knew thesme_01 was a right thieving bastard but I didn’t know they were such a skank. hellison is a bit of a sucker really.’ |
| heliotic - Flaccid Pornstar |
| ‘Ahhh none of this is new to me. hellison’s been telling me about thesme_01’s antics for ages now. I don’t honestly know why it has put up with it for so long.’ |
| sleetersoulfire - A withered old hag |
| ‘All of this is incredibly funny. It goes to show how deluded hellison really is. I just wish it’d quit the act now and again. It grows a bit tiresome after a while.’ |
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And also true I'd guess
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AND all my baby pictures WERE stolen.
HELP ME EL GUAPO
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It's spooky. It's like it knows your life... maybe the quiz is stalking you?
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Yes.
THOSE SHOES.
FISHYBUM!
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AND IT WAS YOU SMEARED THE BLOOD ALL OVER THE HOFF AND MY CARPET
STALKER
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Was there much on the carpet? I thought the Blood Hoff had taken most of it, tho that paper wasn't very absorbant ;p
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