OMG LEGS

May. 19th, 2006 03:45 pm
hellison: (OMG leo)
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So party tonight, Hawaiian themed *stabs people who THEME parties*, I went shopping at lunchtime for hawaiianny type stuff.

Now I have a dress. A red dress. A red dress with FLOWERS on it. And new shoes (YAY!).
but...DRESS. There will be LEGS people. LEGS.
And shoulders (STRAPPY flowery red dress) and stuff *panics*
And new shoes have wedge heely thing, so I can see there being shoe-related disasters later. Tho given the amount I generally fall over drunk that's not such a huge deal ;)
but... LEGS! They're not used to being out, even at night! I'm not entirely sure they won't glow in the dark.

WTF FLOWERY DRESS HELP ME

ETA ok, flailing aside? It's fucking FREEZING. Tights it is.



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Date: 2006-05-19 08:29 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fragglechick.livejournal.com
I've just almost wet myself laughing at one of your user icons (No sex please - we're kittens).

I thought I should let you know...

Date: 2006-05-19 08:31 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hellison.livejournal.com
Not shaving? Totally ;)
I don't have particularly hairsome legs and am also v. contrary, so when people at school were all OMG MUST SHAVE I said NO, WON'T HAH! and never did.

Also I don't really see WHY we're supposed to shave everything, which is another rant entirely, and one I have had at tiquetoque before (hence pointing it out ;p).
Like I said, Real Legs Have Hair.

Date: 2006-05-19 08:33 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thesme-01.livejournal.com
Em, if I knew about yet another one of your bizarre ISSUES i have forgotten it (what the fuck is wrong with a razor? - And how come it's ok to lapdance at me with a chunk of glass in your foot yet razors are evil?) Wax?
In any case tights cover hair - why aren't the shoes tightable with? All shoes are tightable with! no? Do they have holes in the toes?

Date: 2006-05-19 08:34 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thesme-01.livejournal.com
So what's the problem? eh?

Date: 2006-05-19 08:36 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hellison.livejournal.com
We've been thro this one before I'm sure. I don't see why I should have to waste time and energy stripping hair off my legs just to conform to some bizarre notion that Women Don't Have Hair.
(note this doesn't apply to armpits ;p)

Date: 2006-05-19 08:37 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thesme-01.livejournal.com
if you believe that real legs have hair then I think you should go and flaunt said (not very hairy and rather fine) leggages at the archaeologists.

They could do coleoptera analyses on them anyway.

Date: 2006-05-19 08:41 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thesme-01.livejournal.com
crazed lady.

Why not celebrate the legs in that case, silly!

Date: 2006-05-19 08:42 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] reuss.livejournal.com
Cor, that is vary pretty. Get yer legz out for the girlz :D

Date: 2006-05-19 08:47 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hellison.livejournal.com
see, you're missing the point ENTIRELY. I have no concern about the hairiness of legs at all. It's the whole wearing a dress and people seeing legs IN ANY STATE I'm flailing about.

Date: 2006-05-19 08:48 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thesme-01.livejournal.com
THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH YOUR LEGGAGES
tell me about the shoes. Let's start with the shoes and work from there.

Date: 2006-05-19 08:49 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/_unhurt_/
there is in fact an actual REASON for that icon! see this link here:

talking about characters in a film (a ckr film. obviously.). however, one little metaphor, and now i think all the participants have typed things like "oh dear. this is perilously close to kitten fucking!" in other unrelated discussions. which - you need to explain that kind of thing, really.

Date: 2006-05-19 08:50 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hellison.livejournal.com
*wigglez legz for Reuss*

It did look v. pretty in the shop (over jeans ;p). Just having moment of stupid OMG DRESS panic ;)

Date: 2006-05-19 08:51 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thesme-01.livejournal.com
And we're not going to mention [livejournal.com profile] being_here and the naked kittens and pirates on [livejournal.com profile] mivvv's ship no.

Date: 2006-05-19 08:53 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thesme-01.livejournal.com
and ah, yes, I remember that linkie!

Date: 2006-05-19 08:56 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/_unhurt_/
did you read the, um pubic hair discussion?

i had forgotten that part. *g*

now excuse me, i need to stare at callum as victor for a bit. rr.

Date: 2006-05-19 08:58 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hellison.livejournal.com
shoes! (http://www.evans.co.uk/promostores/Evans/closeup.html?/stores/Evans/images/product/EOG90/EOG90-fs.jpg)

Date: 2006-05-19 09:00 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/_unhurt_/
have you any loose 'harm pant' type trousers? just wear it over them. i have at least sone dress that is only ever worn over troos. (i own THREE dresses, in fact. i am a laydee. apparently.)

Date: 2006-05-19 09:01 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thesme-01.livejournal.com
Why do I click on these links? WHY? legs crossed AGAIN. and now I know what colour the poobs would be it's all the more groinaching.

Date: 2006-05-19 09:02 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thesme-01.livejournal.com
get sheer tights - and you'll be grand.

Date: 2006-05-19 09:06 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/_unhurt_/
er. harem pant. not dangerous pants of harm causing danger.

Date: 2006-05-19 09:09 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hellison.livejournal.com
ROFL

I really want HARM PANTS now, they sound ace ;p

The dress is, i think, long enough to cover most of leg, I just get terribly chicken about wearing stuff like that, mostly from lack of practice at it!

Date: 2006-05-19 09:14 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jin-shei.livejournal.com
There is no help for you now. You are clearly beyond help. A flowery dress indeed. I am shocked and horrified.

Date: 2006-05-19 09:16 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thesme-01.livejournal.com
I have HARM knickers. They are dangerous.

Why don't you and _unhurt_ dress up as harem ladies and take pics for my viewing pleasure? (Reminds me must upload parpy pics later)

Date: 2006-05-19 09:18 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hellison.livejournal.com
As am I, hence OMG FLAILING post. Flowery dress! I'll look like a GIRL!!

Date: 2006-05-19 09:23 am (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] kake
You could adapt the idea men have of only shaving off some of your hair. You know, sort of like a goatee for legs. Do it in stripes!

I currently have one hairy leg and one nude one. I like the feeling of the epilator, you see.
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