So party tonight, Hawaiian themed *stabs people who THEME parties*, I went shopping at lunchtime for hawaiianny type stuff.
Now I have a dress. A red dress. A red dress with FLOWERS on it. And new shoes (YAY!).
but...DRESS. There will be LEGS people. LEGS.
And shoulders (STRAPPY flowery red dress) and stuff *panics*
And new shoes have wedge heely thing, so I can see there being shoe-related disasters later. Tho given the amount I generally fall over drunk that's not such a huge deal ;)
but... LEGS! They're not used to being out, even at night! I'm not entirely sure they won't glow in the dark.
WTF FLOWERY DRESS HELP ME
ETA ok, flailing aside? It's fucking FREEZING. Tights it is.

Now I have a dress. A red dress. A red dress with FLOWERS on it. And new shoes (YAY!).
but...DRESS. There will be LEGS people. LEGS.
And shoulders (STRAPPY flowery red dress) and stuff *panics*
And new shoes have wedge heely thing, so I can see there being shoe-related disasters later. Tho given the amount I generally fall over drunk that's not such a huge deal ;)
but... LEGS! They're not used to being out, even at night! I'm not entirely sure they won't glow in the dark.
WTF FLOWERY DRESS HELP ME
ETA ok, flailing aside? It's fucking FREEZING. Tights it is.
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Date: 2006-05-19 08:29 am (UTC)I thought I should let you know...
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Date: 2006-05-19 08:31 am (UTC)I don't have particularly hairsome legs and am also v. contrary, so when people at school were all OMG MUST SHAVE I said NO, WON'T HAH! and never did.
Also I don't really see WHY we're supposed to shave everything, which is another rant entirely, and one I have had at tiquetoque before (hence pointing it out ;p).
Like I said, Real Legs Have Hair.
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Date: 2006-05-19 08:33 am (UTC)In any case tights cover hair - why aren't the shoes tightable with? All shoes are tightable with! no? Do they have holes in the toes?
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Date: 2006-05-19 08:34 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-05-19 08:36 am (UTC)(note this doesn't apply to armpits ;p)
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Date: 2006-05-19 08:37 am (UTC)They could do coleoptera analyses on them anyway.
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Date: 2006-05-19 08:41 am (UTC)Why not celebrate the legs in that case, silly!
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Date: 2006-05-19 08:42 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-05-19 08:47 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-05-19 08:48 am (UTC)tell me about the shoes. Let's start with the shoes and work from there.
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Date: 2006-05-19 08:49 am (UTC)talking about characters in a film (a ckr film. obviously.). however, one little metaphor, and now i think all the participants have typed things like "oh dear. this is perilously close to kitten fucking!" in other unrelated discussions. which - you need to explain that kind of thing, really.
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Date: 2006-05-19 08:50 am (UTC)It did look v. pretty in the shop (over jeans ;p). Just having moment of stupid OMG DRESS panic ;)
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Date: 2006-05-19 08:51 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-05-19 08:53 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-05-19 08:56 am (UTC)i had forgotten that part. *g*
now excuse me, i need to stare at callum as victor for a bit. rr.
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Date: 2006-05-19 08:58 am (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2006-05-19 09:09 am (UTC)I really want HARM PANTS now, they sound ace ;p
The dress is, i think, long enough to cover most of leg, I just get terribly chicken about wearing stuff like that, mostly from lack of practice at it!
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Date: 2006-05-19 09:14 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-05-19 09:16 am (UTC)Why don't you and _unhurt_ dress up as harem ladies and take pics for my viewing pleasure? (Reminds me must upload parpy pics later)
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Date: 2006-05-19 09:18 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-05-19 09:23 am (UTC)I currently have one hairy leg and one nude one. I like the feeling of the epilator, you see.