OMG LEGS

[hellison]

So party tonight, Hawaiian themed *stabs people who THEME parties*, I went shopping at lunchtime for hawaiianny type stuff.

Now I have a dress. A red dress. A red dress with FLOWERS on it. And new shoes (YAY!).
but...DRESS. There will be LEGS people. LEGS.
And shoulders (STRAPPY flowery red dress) and stuff *panics*
And new shoes have wedge heely thing, so I can see there being shoe-related disasters later. Tho given the amount I generally fall over drunk that's not such a huge deal ;)
but... LEGS! They're not used to being out, even at night! I'm not entirely sure they won't glow in the dark.

WTF FLOWERY DRESS HELP ME

ETA ok, flailing aside? It's fucking FREEZING. Tights it is.

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[fragglechick.livejournal.com]

I've just almost wet myself laughing at one of your user icons (No sex please - we're kittens).

I thought I should let you know...

[http://users.livejournal.com/_unhurt_/]

there is in fact an actual REASON for that icon! see this link here:

talking about characters in a film (a ckr film. obviously.). however, one little metaphor, and now i think all the participants have typed things like "oh dear. this is perilously close to kitten fucking!" in other unrelated discussions. which - you need to explain that kind of thing, really.

[thesme-01.livejournal.com]

And we're not going to mention being_here and the naked kittens and pirates on mivvv's ship no.

[thesme-01.livejournal.com]

and ah, yes, I remember that linkie!

[http://users.livejournal.com/_unhurt_/]

did you read the, um pubic hair discussion?

i had forgotten that part. *g*

now excuse me, i need to stare at callum as victor for a bit. rr.

[thesme-01.livejournal.com]

Why do I click on these links? WHY? legs crossed AGAIN. and now I know what colour the poobs would be it's all the more groinaching.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_unhurt_/]

lj is packed pull of enablers! it's like a safe place to seriously perv on unknowing canadians actors.

[thesme-01.livejournal.com]

i know! i wasn't like this before i started! really!