OMG LEGS

[hellison]

So party tonight, Hawaiian themed *stabs people who THEME parties*, I went shopping at lunchtime for hawaiianny type stuff.

Now I have a dress. A red dress. A red dress with FLOWERS on it. And new shoes (YAY!).
but...DRESS. There will be LEGS people. LEGS.
And shoulders (STRAPPY flowery red dress) and stuff *panics*
And new shoes have wedge heely thing, so I can see there being shoe-related disasters later. Tho given the amount I generally fall over drunk that's not such a huge deal ;)
but... LEGS! They're not used to being out, even at night! I'm not entirely sure they won't glow in the dark.

WTF FLOWERY DRESS HELP ME

ETA ok, flailing aside? It's fucking FREEZING. Tights it is.

Comments

[hellison.livejournal.com]

We've been thro this one before I'm sure. I don't see why I should have to waste time and energy stripping hair off my legs just to conform to some bizarre notion that Women Don't Have Hair.
(note this doesn't apply to armpits ;p)

[thesme-01.livejournal.com]

crazed lady.

Why not celebrate the legs in that case, silly!

[kake]

You could adapt the idea men have of only shaving off some of your hair. You know, sort of like a goatee for legs. Do it in stripes!

I currently have one hairy leg and one nude one. I like the feeling of the epilator, you see.

[hellison.livejournal.com]

Go faster stripes eh? Hmmm....