OMG LEGS

[hellison]

So party tonight, Hawaiian themed *stabs people who THEME parties*, I went shopping at lunchtime for hawaiianny type stuff.

Now I have a dress. A red dress. A red dress with FLOWERS on it. And new shoes (YAY!).
but...DRESS. There will be LEGS people. LEGS.
And shoulders (STRAPPY flowery red dress) and stuff *panics*
And new shoes have wedge heely thing, so I can see there being shoe-related disasters later. Tho given the amount I generally fall over drunk that's not such a huge deal ;)
but... LEGS! They're not used to being out, even at night! I'm not entirely sure they won't glow in the dark.

WTF FLOWERY DRESS HELP ME

ETA ok, flailing aside? It's fucking FREEZING. Tights it is.

Comments

[thesme-01.livejournal.com]

1) razor!
2) tights!

[hellison.livejournal.com]

1. fuck off with your razor. I've never shaved me legs in me life and I am not starting now. You KNOW this.

2. See, shoes are not really tightable-with i think. Will see when I get home.

[fragglechick.livejournal.com]

Is that true?

[hellison.livejournal.com]

Not shaving? Totally ;)
I don't have particularly hairsome legs and am also v. contrary, so when people at school were all OMG MUST SHAVE I said NO, WON'T HAH! and never did.

Also I don't really see WHY we're supposed to shave everything, which is another rant entirely, and one I have had at tiquetoque before (hence pointing it out ;p).
Like I said, Real Legs Have Hair.

[thesme-01.livejournal.com]

So what's the problem? eh?

[thesme-01.livejournal.com]

Em, if I knew about yet another one of your bizarre ISSUES i have forgotten it (what the fuck is wrong with a razor? - And how come it's ok to lapdance at me with a chunk of glass in your foot yet razors are evil?) Wax?
In any case tights cover hair - why aren't the shoes tightable with? All shoes are tightable with! no? Do they have holes in the toes?

[hellison.livejournal.com]

We've been thro this one before I'm sure. I don't see why I should have to waste time and energy stripping hair off my legs just to conform to some bizarre notion that Women Don't Have Hair.
(note this doesn't apply to armpits ;p)

[thesme-01.livejournal.com]

crazed lady.

Why not celebrate the legs in that case, silly!

[kake]

You could adapt the idea men have of only shaving off some of your hair. You know, sort of like a goatee for legs. Do it in stripes!

I currently have one hairy leg and one nude one. I like the feeling of the epilator, you see.

[hellison.livejournal.com]

Go faster stripes eh? Hmmm....