OMG LEGS

[hellison]

So party tonight, Hawaiian themed *stabs people who THEME parties*, I went shopping at lunchtime for hawaiianny type stuff.

Now I have a dress. A red dress. A red dress with FLOWERS on it. And new shoes (YAY!).
but...DRESS. There will be LEGS people. LEGS.
And shoulders (STRAPPY flowery red dress) and stuff *panics*
And new shoes have wedge heely thing, so I can see there being shoe-related disasters later. Tho given the amount I generally fall over drunk that's not such a huge deal ;)
but... LEGS! They're not used to being out, even at night! I'm not entirely sure they won't glow in the dark.

WTF FLOWERY DRESS HELP ME

ETA ok, flailing aside? It's fucking FREEZING. Tights it is.

Comments

[http://users.livejournal.com/_unhurt_/]

well, at least you're making an effort! i have no hawaiian things AT ALL. *cry*

[hellison.livejournal.com]

Hang on, don't you have a crazy hawaiian shirt amid your crazy shirt collection?

[thesme-01.livejournal.com]

what about tights?

or sheep?

[hellison.livejournal.com]

sheep??

not sure if tights will do with dress and shoes. May resort to them tho. will see when I get home just how much leggage there is.

[thesme-01.livejournal.com]

I always resort to the tights! Can't go wrong with tights!

(A sheep will distract viewers from your leggages. PS there's nothing wrong with your leggages)

[hellison.livejournal.com]

it'll all be fine I'm sure. Just having abit of a FLAIL about dress wearing ;p

[thesme-01.livejournal.com]

if you believe that real legs have hair then I think you should go and flaunt said (not very hairy and rather fine) leggages at the archaeologists.

They could do coleoptera analyses on them anyway.

[hellison.livejournal.com]

see, you're missing the point ENTIRELY. I have no concern about the hairiness of legs at all. It's the whole wearing a dress and people seeing legs IN ANY STATE I'm flailing about.

[thesme-01.livejournal.com]

THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH YOUR LEGGAGES
tell me about the shoes. Let's start with the shoes and work from there.

[hellison.livejournal.com]

shoes! (http://www.evans.co.uk/promostores/Evans/closeup.html?/stores/Evans/images/product/EOG90/EOG90-fs.jpg)

[thesme-01.livejournal.com]

get sheer tights - and you'll be grand.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_unhurt_/]

sadly not. and wait - i don't have a crazy shirt collection! i have ONE cowboy shirt. and that one with the dangly bits. not a collection. nor crazy!

[hellison.livejournal.com]

I'm sure i remember you in a hawaiiany type thing before *ponders*

and isn't there an elvis shirt too? Or have I lost it completely?

[fragglechick.livejournal.com]

I've just almost wet myself laughing at one of your user icons (No sex please - we're kittens).

I thought I should let you know...

[http://users.livejournal.com/_unhurt_/]

there is in fact an actual REASON for that icon! see this link here:

talking about characters in a film (a ckr film. obviously.). however, one little metaphor, and now i think all the participants have typed things like "oh dear. this is perilously close to kitten fucking!" in other unrelated discussions. which - you need to explain that kind of thing, really.

[thesme-01.livejournal.com]

And we're not going to mention being_here and the naked kittens and pirates on mivvv's ship no.

[thesme-01.livejournal.com]

and ah, yes, I remember that linkie!

[http://users.livejournal.com/_unhurt_/]

did you read the, um pubic hair discussion?

i had forgotten that part. *g*

now excuse me, i need to stare at callum as victor for a bit. rr.

[thesme-01.livejournal.com]

Why do I click on these links? WHY? legs crossed AGAIN. and now I know what colour the poobs would be it's all the more groinaching.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_unhurt_/]

lj is packed pull of enablers! it's like a safe place to seriously perv on unknowing canadians actors.

[thesme-01.livejournal.com]

i know! i wasn't like this before i started! really!

[thesme-01.livejournal.com]

oooooh you have a crazy shirt collection?