So party tonight, Hawaiian themed *stabs people who THEME parties*, I went shopping at lunchtime for hawaiianny type stuff.
Now I have a dress. A red dress. A red dress with FLOWERS on it. And new shoes (YAY!).
but...DRESS. There will be LEGS people. LEGS.
And shoulders (STRAPPY flowery red dress) and stuff *panics*
And new shoes have wedge heely thing, so I can see there being shoe-related disasters later. Tho given the amount I generally fall over drunk that's not such a huge deal ;)
but... LEGS! They're not used to being out, even at night! I'm not entirely sure they won't glow in the dark.
WTF FLOWERY DRESS HELP ME
ETA ok, flailing aside? It's fucking FREEZING. Tights it is.

Now I have a dress. A red dress. A red dress with FLOWERS on it. And new shoes (YAY!).
but...DRESS. There will be LEGS people. LEGS.
And shoulders (STRAPPY flowery red dress) and stuff *panics*
And new shoes have wedge heely thing, so I can see there being shoe-related disasters later. Tho given the amount I generally fall over drunk that's not such a huge deal ;)
but... LEGS! They're not used to being out, even at night! I'm not entirely sure they won't glow in the dark.
WTF FLOWERY DRESS HELP ME
ETA ok, flailing aside? It's fucking FREEZING. Tights it is.
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Date: 2006-05-19 07:50 am (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2006-05-19 07:53 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-05-19 07:59 am (UTC)It's at times like this I almost wish I was one of those girly girls that believed in fake tan and all that crap.... Almost.
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Date: 2006-05-19 08:00 am (UTC)Maybe if I wore a nice wooly cardi over the top...
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Date: 2006-05-19 08:03 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-05-19 08:04 am (UTC)(I've always wanted to use that word...)
I think you must surely have fabulous legs of wonderousness!!!
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Date: 2006-05-19 08:05 am (UTC)Real legs are REAL. And LEGS.
Besides, it's you in there :) make sure there are PICS PLZ :D
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Date: 2006-05-19 08:07 am (UTC)Make sure you have a taxi home to protect you from drunken wobbles though
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Date: 2006-05-19 08:07 am (UTC)Of course you do realise real legs also come with HAIR attached?
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Date: 2006-05-19 08:08 am (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2006-05-19 08:11 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-05-19 08:11 am (UTC)or sheep?
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Date: 2006-05-19 08:11 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-05-19 08:13 am (UTC)Whoa, you're right :\
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Date: 2006-05-19 08:17 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-05-19 08:17 am (UTC)not sure if tights will do with dress and shoes. May resort to them tho. will see when I get home just how much leggage there is.
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Date: 2006-05-19 08:18 am (UTC)and isn't there an elvis shirt too? Or have I lost it completely?
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Date: 2006-05-19 08:19 am (UTC)(A sheep will distract viewers from your leggages. PS there's nothing wrong with your leggages)
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Date: 2006-05-19 08:24 am (UTC)2) tights!
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Date: 2006-05-19 08:26 am (UTC)2. See, shoes are not really tightable-with i think. Will see when I get home.
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Date: 2006-05-19 08:27 am (UTC)no subject
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