OMG LEGS

May. 19th, 2006 03:45 pm
hellison: (OMG leo)
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So party tonight, Hawaiian themed *stabs people who THEME parties*, I went shopping at lunchtime for hawaiianny type stuff.

Now I have a dress. A red dress. A red dress with FLOWERS on it. And new shoes (YAY!).
but...DRESS. There will be LEGS people. LEGS.
And shoulders (STRAPPY flowery red dress) and stuff *panics*
And new shoes have wedge heely thing, so I can see there being shoe-related disasters later. Tho given the amount I generally fall over drunk that's not such a huge deal ;)
but... LEGS! They're not used to being out, even at night! I'm not entirely sure they won't glow in the dark.

WTF FLOWERY DRESS HELP ME

ETA ok, flailing aside? It's fucking FREEZING. Tights it is.



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Date: 2006-05-19 07:50 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fragglechick.livejournal.com
Pwetty dress!!! I fully endorse outtage of legs!

Date: 2006-05-19 07:51 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] being-here.livejournal.com
So pretty! You'll look lufferly

Date: 2006-05-19 07:53 am (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] kake
Rub the legs with vaseline to stop them getting chilly.

Date: 2006-05-19 07:59 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hellison.livejournal.com
It's not so much the chill as the blinding people with the whiteness of the glare. And the general HORROR ;p

It's at times like this I almost wish I was one of those girly girls that believed in fake tan and all that crap.... Almost.

Date: 2006-05-19 08:00 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hellison.livejournal.com
heh, well after a drink or some, I'm sure I'll get over the 'OMG LEGS AND EXPOSED FLESH where oh hwere are my jeans' panics ;p

Maybe if I wore a nice wooly cardi over the top...

Date: 2006-05-19 08:03 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hellison.livejournal.com
You haven't seen mine! They never normally see the light of day. Or night for that matter ;p

Date: 2006-05-19 08:04 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fragglechick.livejournal.com
POPPYCOCK!!

(I've always wanted to use that word...)

I think you must surely have fabulous legs of wonderousness!!!

Date: 2006-05-19 08:05 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tiquetoque.livejournal.com
BORING!

Real legs are REAL. And LEGS.

Besides, it's you in there :) make sure there are PICS PLZ :D

Date: 2006-05-19 08:05 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/_unhurt_/
well, at least you're making an effort! i have no hawaiian things AT ALL. *cry*

Date: 2006-05-19 08:07 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] being-here.livejournal.com
No! It's lovely and you'll look wonderful.

Make sure you have a taxi home to protect you from drunken wobbles though

Date: 2006-05-19 08:07 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hellison.livejournal.com
I did say almost ;p I can't be doing with fake tan and all that malarky.

Of course you do realise real legs also come with HAIR attached?

Date: 2006-05-19 08:08 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hellison.livejournal.com
Hang on, don't you have a crazy hawaiian shirt amid your crazy shirt collection?

Date: 2006-05-19 08:10 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hellison.livejournal.com
*grins* I will be sharing taxi home with mates, never fear about that. And I'm sure all will be well, just having usual 'omg not jeans and jumper' panic ;p

Date: 2006-05-19 08:11 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hellison.livejournal.com
hehe, it is a GREAT word isn't it? And thank you. My legs thank you too, they are quite flattered ;p

Date: 2006-05-19 08:11 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thesme-01.livejournal.com
what about tights?

or sheep?

Date: 2006-05-19 08:11 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thesme-01.livejournal.com
oooooh you have a crazy shirt collection?

Date: 2006-05-19 08:13 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tiquetoque.livejournal.com
*checks*

Whoa, you're right :\

Date: 2006-05-19 08:17 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/_unhurt_/
sadly not. and wait - i don't have a crazy shirt collection! i have ONE cowboy shirt. and that one with the dangly bits. not a collection. nor crazy!

Date: 2006-05-19 08:17 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hellison.livejournal.com
sheep??

not sure if tights will do with dress and shoes. May resort to them tho. will see when I get home just how much leggage there is.

Date: 2006-05-19 08:18 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hellison.livejournal.com
I'm sure i remember you in a hawaiiany type thing before *ponders*

and isn't there an elvis shirt too? Or have I lost it completely?

Date: 2006-05-19 08:19 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thesme-01.livejournal.com
I always resort to the tights! Can't go wrong with tights!

(A sheep will distract viewers from your leggages. PS there's nothing wrong with your leggages)

Date: 2006-05-19 08:24 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thesme-01.livejournal.com
1) razor!
2) tights!

Date: 2006-05-19 08:26 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hellison.livejournal.com
1. fuck off with your razor. I've never shaved me legs in me life and I am not starting now. You KNOW this.

2. See, shoes are not really tightable-with i think. Will see when I get home.

Date: 2006-05-19 08:27 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fragglechick.livejournal.com
Is that true?

Date: 2006-05-19 08:27 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hellison.livejournal.com
it'll all be fine I'm sure. Just having abit of a FLAIL about dress wearing ;p
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