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Morning all! and HAPPY BIRTHDAY layonee

How are we today? Mostly I am sleepy, bored, partially brane-eaten and... unable to think of anything to actually write about. I was going to do the interests meme thingy, but then realised I don't have much in there and it's all pretty self-explanatory anyway, and adding some cryptic/exciting type things just for the point of the meme seemed a bit... lame really ;p

I should update it tho. So there's a challenge - pick some exotic/obscure interests for me to develop!

(This could go very, very wrong very, very quickly.)

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Bonsai Crochet

(resisting the perving to PROVE TO YOUALL THAT II AM NICE)

Would that be crocheting but very very small or making tiny trees thro the medium of crochet?

i vote for #2. also, would adding 'imagining cross-dressing canadian rockstars' to my interests be wrong?

Only if you think the act of imagining cross-dressing canadian rockstars is wrong itself ;p

well, of course it isn't! (though it has spawned some interesting text messages from

tardington. i might have caused him some minor trauma.)

no. It would be accurate.

It would be making tiny penises in tiny cider bottles through the medium of crochet

(oh no! Who said that! Not me!)

Well done. You managed an entire ONE comment without perviness ;p

go me1 do i get a prize?

yes!

WILL..........NOT.................CLICKIE

oh, come ON!

being a woman of mystery

I might put that up.

OOh that's a good one, I might add that! Although I'm not very good at being mysterious, I could practice tho!

Once, a few years back, I was at a best friends wedding, sharing a room with another friend.
The morning after we ate breakfast on the hotel room balcony in our nighties, Wedding Hats and shades, being International Women of Mystery and kept the hats and shades on all day too.

Thesme and I are just bemoaning this on my journal, somewhere. How we want to be consumptive women of mystery but instead are nanny Ogg

or knickerless pervs.

they're much the same thing

Yes, that's pretty much my problem too. Subtley is another thing I have never quite managed. I have been described in the past as 'having all the subtley of a chieftan tank'. ANd thats BEFORE the cider ;p

I'm much the same. It's a shame really

Was this at teh Slieve Donard by any chance? at all?

Ooh where a hunky bloke asked Mr Thesme was I free n single!! ooh!

indeed it was! When we went for the walk up the beach with the hats and shades. ANd balloons.

VERY MYSTERIOUS.

not very hungover then.

MYSTERIOUSLY hungover ;p

ohhhh right sorry yes of COURSE.

she fails to mention the part where she shared a bed with a NAKED (gay) MAN.

That was an entirely different wedding ;p

I've never seen *anyone* wake up so TERRIFED.

who's wedding was this now? Sounds like a great wedding!

Was this poor Neil you cruel lady?

Jimanda's ;p And it was indeed Neil and i didn't do NUFFIN to him. I'm sure I've told you this before, but see below for full story!

no you didn't!

Oh that sounds very funny... do share?

heh, Are we sitting comfortably? Then I'll begin.

Once upon a time, not so long ago and not so very far away, a Fair and Mysterious Woman attended the Nuptial Blessings of the Jimanda Entity.
For this occasion, she had arranged to share a room - very special room, with the most enormous bed ever, in a tower, with a power shower - with the Beauteous Little E.
However B.L.E had Designs on the Handsome Prince LOGEU and whisked herself off to HIS room at some point in the festivities.
Also attending was the gay cavalier, N. who got very very drunk and thus the Mysterious Lady agrees that, as E. had vacated her spot in the Enormous Double bed (it really was huge), he could take up residence therein for the evening.
So off staggered the Gay Cavalier who, by they time got to the room had forgotten he was sharing it and, as apparently is his wont, stripped off his fine trappings to the last stitch and passed out.

Some time later, our heroine staggered in and (thankfully) remembered to attire herself in pjs which were pink and with a top of the strappy kind (this becomes important soon), climbed into her side of the ENORMOUS double bed and also passed out.

Time passed and day dawned. Hearing a stirring beside her, our heroine awakes and greets the gay cavalier. Who, in a few very brief seconds wakes up, realised he is NAKED, in bed with a Myserious Lady who (thanks to the strappy pink nature of the top) also appears to be naked, comes to a very wrong conclusion and suddenly sits bolt upright yelling FUUUUCK in a state of what appeared to be abject terror.

Luckily all was explained (once our heroine managed to stop cackling with glee at it all) and to this very day he still apologises profusely for the nature of his reaction.

Mwahahahaha.

I hope you make him suffer for that response. It is not very nice at all. Oh no.

See if I really WAS a mysterious Lady I would have been cooly affronted and taken revenge in suitably exotic fashion. Not lain there crying with laughter and then telling everyone at breakfast ;p

Meh. I'd have done the same. Why can't we manage mysterious? Why?

I don't know... but I have a sneaking suspicion Being Mysterious and Cooly Aloof and stuff would get very dull after awhile and life is more fun this way ;)

Possibly. But it would be nice to be able to try.

Everytime I think I managed it Dave will remind me of some suitably awful thing I did... *sigh*

Yes, I have people who do that too *eyes thesme*

oh, i don't know. i mean, it works so well for me.

*is also "a creature unlike any other"*

Bloody excellent

(stores in book of Deeds to Recall in the Pube)

Gender reassignment of DFS leather seating systems!
(Also, now curious as the terrified waking up...)

heh see comment about for the full story of terror ;)

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what's sand dancing then?

Heh stilts - I can't manage high heels, I think stilts may be beyond me.
The cats handle the bumble bee collecting round here, but collecting men with nice hands I can definitely get behind!

I don't think they'd be in favour of twirling much, but pole twirling could be fun ;)

(did you see, I started the photo tour of the house, previous post to this !)

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Ooh the sand dancing sounds like fun then, like frolicking on the beach!

ANd yes, if I get a decent collection going, you are welcome to come look ;) If I could just get started...

No rush to comment at all, I still have to do upstairs anyway (some more clearing of junk required there ;p)

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heh, i'm not so keen on feet ;p But they'd be hidden in the sand, so it's all good!

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