Oh My...

[hellison]

So, sadly I missed seeing the HOFF in person when he came to Belfast (even after a personal invite!), due to being far away in Canadia and all my designated HOFF MINIONS failed utterly in getting to see him.

HOWEVER! Luckily it turns out we have our very own homegrown Hoffalike, here in Belfast!






As featured on Radio One no less!



Just goes to prove, where there is HOFF, there is HORROR.

Further ZOMG updates from comments -

ZOMG 1. he has been seen on local new, running v. slowly down soem beach somewhere (am I very wrong to wish it was Helen's Bay?). Part of me goes ARRGGGH but part is cheering in joy at the fact that we now have proper crappy local news, with cats up trees and hoffalikes, instead of death, mayhem and riots.

ZOMG 2. HE made it to the hoff signing in Dublin *mutters darkly at hoffminions* for STEREO HOFF HORROR.
Why oh why did I have to pick THAT weekend to be away?

Comments

[being-here.livejournal.com]

I am very wrong.

I now want to write hoff/hoo-a-like/hellison slash

[hellison.livejournal.com]

*stares*
*stares more*
*goes cross-eyed from STARE*

Don't you DARE

[being-here.livejournal.com]

I won't. But... you can see what I mean, can't you?

And also why it's borked me?

[thesme-01.livejournal.com]

If you won't I will


"she hasn't gone away, you know"

[hellison.livejournal.com]

Why bother? You know I won't read it

[http://users.livejournal.com/_unhurt_/]

but hellison - it will be like having TWO sekrit celebrity boyfriends!

[hellison.livejournal.com]

I know where you live.
I have car.

I can be there in, oh, 10 minutes? 15 if I stop to look for bricks...

[http://users.livejournal.com/_unhurt_/]

you're going to help me build something? a small shrine maybe? a shrine to david? but shouldn't we put that in your garden?

[thesme-01.livejournal.com]

bring the KY jelly as an offering.

[thesme-01.livejournal.com]

But everyone else will.

[hellison.livejournal.com]

I don't want to think about it to that extent. I don't want to think about it at all. I am NOT going to think about it
*LALALALALLALALA*

[adelpha.livejournal.com]

Ahem.

You don't even know me - why do you want to make me cry?

*looks up*

[being-here.livejournal.com]

oh come on - quoting me against myself? That's hardly sporting is it darling?

[adelpha.livejournal.com]

Well you did ask!