Oh My...

Oct. 10th, 2006 02:21 pm
hellison: (OMG leo)
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So, sadly I missed seeing the HOFF in person when he came to Belfast (even after a personal invite!), due to being far away in Canadia and all my designated HOFF MINIONS failed utterly in getting to see him.

HOWEVER! Luckily it turns out we have our very own homegrown Hoffalike, here in Belfast!






As featured on Radio One no less!



Just goes to prove, where there is HOFF, there is HORROR.

Further ZOMG updates from comments -

ZOMG 1. he has been seen on local new, running v. slowly down soem beach somewhere (am I very wrong to wish it was Helen's Bay?). Part of me goes ARRGGGH but part is cheering in joy at the fact that we now have proper crappy local news, with cats up trees and hoffalikes, instead of death, mayhem and riots.

ZOMG 2. HE made it to the hoff signing in Dublin *mutters darkly at hoffminions* for STEREO HOFF HORROR.
Why oh why did I have to pick THAT weekend to be away?

Date: 2006-10-10 02:32 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] being-here.livejournal.com
I'm scared.

And I think something borked in my branez

Date: 2006-10-10 02:42 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hellison.livejournal.com
Apparently someone here saw him on the local NEWS where they filmed him running (slowly, natch) down some local beach ;p

One the one hand it's a joyous thing of beauty that our local news is now *proper* local news with cats up trees and hoffalikes, rather than actual mayhem, riots and death every day, but on the other hand? AAAAAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Date: 2006-10-10 02:54 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] being-here.livejournal.com
I can safely say that I've never seen any local news featuring a hoffulike

Date: 2006-10-10 03:09 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] adelpha.livejournal.com
Is a Hoff-U-Like where you go for an overprice Hoff stuffed with cheese and beans?

Date: 2006-10-10 03:10 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] being-here.livejournal.com
You don't even know me - why do you want to make me cry?

*sobs*

Date: 2006-10-10 07:42 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] adelpha.livejournal.com
'Cos I'm nice like that *beams*

Besides, looking at the figure of the Hoff-a-like, he's already overdone it with the dairy products :P

Date: 2006-10-10 10:20 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] being-here.livejournal.com
well I suppose the sauce on the beans would provide lube

(I should learn not to turn on the computer when I've been to the pub, shouldn't I?)

Date: 2006-10-11 08:06 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] adelpha.livejournal.com
Why would you want to do that?

Although the bean juice would explain how he got into the swim suit...

Date: 2006-10-11 08:11 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] being-here.livejournal.com
Because it all goes wrong when I log on late at night?

You have a point about the swimsuit though. I mean, something *has* to explain it, doesn't it?

Date: 2006-10-11 08:57 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] adelpha.livejournal.com
I dunno, there are certain mysteries that just can't be explained.

And others that people just don't want to go near :P

Date: 2006-10-11 09:02 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] being-here.livejournal.com
And those shorts definitely fall into the latter category!

Date: 2006-10-10 02:32 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fragglechick.livejournal.com
hehehe, I remember seeing this a wee while back actually. My favourite thing about it, is that those pics were taken in a studio, so the flap actually asked a professional photographer to take pictures of him posed as the Hoff - and look hpw serious his expressions are!!!

I'd LOVE to have been a fly on the wall for that photoshoot!!!

Date: 2006-10-10 02:40 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hellison.livejournal.com
Heh yeah, he was in the papers here a while back, I may even have posted then, but his appearance on the radio one website has caused a wave of fresh horror here at work, and since my brain is thinking Deep Thunks over at B_H's and yours, I figured some mind-numbing WTF light relief was called for here ;)

Date: 2006-10-10 02:44 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fragglechick.livejournal.com
*grins*

*spins diaphonously*

Date: 2006-10-10 02:56 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hellison.livejournal.com
*leers at lycra slipping off in folds...*

Date: 2006-10-10 03:10 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] adelpha.livejournal.com
Argh, the HOFFOR!

How much is he trying to suck his beergut in?

Date: 2006-10-10 03:21 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hellison.livejournal.com
I know! You can just see him saying 'take the fucking picture' thro gritted teeth, as he starts to turn blue and passes out ;p

Date: 2006-10-10 03:25 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hellison.livejournal.com
ps forgot to try emailing you from home before holiday, but when I got back work had more 'mail undeliverable's from trying to email you :/
No idea why, it took against [livejournal.com profile] fragglechick last week and started doing the same thing; hers to me were getting through 3 or 4 days after they were sent...

Very odde.

Date: 2006-10-10 07:43 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] adelpha.livejournal.com
Pain in the arse email systems.

If you're on MSN at home, add me if you like. It's the same as my home email address.

Date: 2006-10-10 03:12 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ochthuit.livejournal.com
Apparently, "Haff" (his pseudonym) appeared at The Hoff's wossname in Dublin. There was supposed to be singing, and lookalikes, oh, such a joyous occasion.

Apparently it was also fucking packed, more so than when Bill Clinton and U2(1) did books signings there. I wouldn't have been able to get you a Hoffograph, even if I had gone. People were getting theirs, and then being shoved along before they could declare their love for him.

(1) Not at the same time

Date: 2006-10-10 03:22 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hellison.livejournal.com
O.M.G.
TWO HOFFS!
HOFF'n'HAFF.
I wonder if he hassled the hoff, or did the hoff hossle the haff?
BRANE BRAKEING ZOMG

Date: 2006-10-10 03:31 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] being-here.livejournal.com
I am very wrong.

I now want to write hoff/hoo-a-like/hellison slash

Date: 2006-10-10 03:41 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hellison.livejournal.com
*stares*
*stares more*
*goes cross-eyed from STARE*

Don't you DARE

Date: 2006-10-10 03:42 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] being-here.livejournal.com
I won't. But... you can see what I mean, can't you?

And also why it's borked me?

Date: 2006-10-10 04:18 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thesme-01.livejournal.com
If you won't I will


"she hasn't gone away, you know"

Date: 2006-10-10 05:00 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hellison.livejournal.com
Why bother? You know I won't read it

Date: 2006-10-10 06:58 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/_unhurt_/
but hellison - it will be like having TWO sekrit celebrity boyfriends!

Date: 2006-10-10 07:32 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hellison.livejournal.com
I know where you live.
I have car.

I can be there in, oh, 10 minutes? 15 if I stop to look for bricks...

Date: 2006-10-10 07:59 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/_unhurt_/
you're going to help me build something? a small shrine maybe? a shrine to david? but shouldn't we put that in your garden?

Date: 2006-10-11 08:49 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thesme-01.livejournal.com
bring the KY jelly as an offering.

Date: 2006-10-11 08:44 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thesme-01.livejournal.com
But everyone else will.

Date: 2006-10-10 05:00 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hellison.livejournal.com
I don't want to think about it to that extent. I don't want to think about it at all. I am NOT going to think about it
*LALALALALLALALA*

Date: 2006-10-10 07:45 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] adelpha.livejournal.com
Ahem.

You don't even know me - why do you want to make me cry?

*looks up*

Date: 2006-10-10 10:17 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] being-here.livejournal.com
oh come on - quoting me against myself? That's hardly sporting is it darling?

Date: 2006-10-11 08:07 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] adelpha.livejournal.com
Well you did ask!

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