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[hellison]

Hmm. Life is currently blissfully uneventful, which is A Good Thing, but leaves me little to write about and boredom, as we've seen, leads to weevil icons.
I was going to do something about the Friday 13th Agreement thing *cue Dramatic Music*, but it's Norn Iron politics - it'll go round in circles for months yet before it gets anywhere, then all fall apart again after that, so it seems a bit pointless.

However I do have shiny new lj friends *waves at shiny new people* and from one of them I have stolen a meme[1]

Ask me up to five questions, as personal as you like, and I'll either answer them to the best of my ability or tell you to sod off in an amusing fashion.

So. This could get interesting. And possibly flocked after a bit. We shall see ;p

ION I caved and bought more icon space. So if you've got any to spare, throw them my way!


[1] or possibly Not A Meme *waves at glassstrider too*

Comments

[thesme-01.livejournal.com]

1. CAN I MEET UR NOO FRWEND PELSE?

2. What underwear are you wearing today?

3. What is your favourite bit of your body?

4. What is your opinion on the role of the grain weevil in modern society?

5. Is it not true that you secretly fantasise about a threesome with the Hoff and Morrissey?

[hellison.livejournal.com]

1. thesme_01 meet helleboredoll, who has written WEEVIL SLASH, which you would heartily enjoy (if you haven't enjoyed it already).

2. Teh pink bra and *checks* ooh. Pink knickers. WTF co-ordinated? How did that happen? I should really stop getting dressed in the dark.

3. Hmm. I don't know. Eyes maybe. If they worked better ;p or Hair. The hair is good. It scares _unhurt_, which is never a bad thing.

4. Until last week I would have said mostly its role is to eat grain. However, relevations of the past few days have opened my eyes to uses of the grain weevil I had never thought or dreamt (in my worst nightmares) possible. Although at least (to date) it appears not to be Evil, like the rice weevil, but merely misguided. Or indeed misused, for how can we tell if the weevil is a willing participant?

5. No, it is not true. For I despise Morrissey with is lanky frame and his gratey whiney voice and stupid bloody quiff with every fibre of my being.
The Hoff.... is the hoff. But I do not wish him anywhere near me. HE CALLED ME SWEETIE. A lesser man would have died.

[thesme-01.livejournal.com]

Do you mean this>
http://tardington.livejournal.com/7129.html?thread=36313#t36313

[hellison.livejournal.com]

There is a sequel! In comments on her on LJ. Hmm it is F-locked tho, maybe she will kindly repost it here?

[thesme-01.livejournal.com]

*BEGS*

[http://users.livejournal.com/_unhurt_/]

4. weevil non-con??

[hellison.livejournal.com]

Um... that did occur to me as I wrote it, but I couldn't bring myself to type it.

Sorry
*hangs head in shame*

(but really, how would you KNOW the weevil wanted it??)

[fragglechick.livejournal.com]

1) What is a 5 letter word - beginning with 'M' - which can describe 'damp'?
2) Can I meet your shiny noooo fwends too?
3) Is it true that every day is like Sunday?
4) Word association exercise: 'Bits'
5) If you could be sandwiched between 2 celebrity males - who would they be?

[hellison.livejournal.com]

1. Mmmmmmmm.. GNAH I HATE YOU you're making me say it *takes deep breath*
MOIST.
Cow.

2. Well, one of them is cosmicdancer, with her EVIL EVIL pictures of EVIL morrissey, and the rest, just wave!

3. No. Very much not. If it was sunday I would by lazing about my house with a hangover, not stuck in work. So in addition to being a whiney lanky streak of quiffy piss, he is also a LIAR

4. nibbles

5. Ooooh. oh. *thinks* Ooh. Nathon Fillon and hmm. Adam Baldwin or Johnny Depp?? Tricky. I may have to ponder this one in great depth. A lot.
*stares into space*

[thesme-01.livejournal.com]

RE: No. 5 Please to provide a detailed description of the necessary alignment of slots and sticky outy bits for the achievement of this task.

[hellison.livejournal.com]

I tried. I really did. But every time I start thinking about in in any detail I get distracted for some reason...

[glassstrider.livejournal.com]

There's only one question of importance - why hasn't _dilbert_strip updated yet today.

[hellison.livejournal.com]

Weevils.

[being-here.livejournal.com]

Frags got the questions I would have asked :(

but...

1) Snowed in hut on a mountain or barge on the Nile?
2) Oil or lotion?
3) Beardy or shaved?
4) Rugby or football?
5) Have I been too bad yet?

[hellison.livejournal.com]

1. Start with a tricky one eh? *ponders* I really don't know. Can I have one in winter and the other in summer? I like the barge and the floating and... but you'd get more privacy in a snowed in hut ;)

2. Well oil can get awfully slippery, where as lotion just leaves things lovely and soft... I think I might have to go for lotion.

3. That depends. SOme people suit beards, some don't. Also not so keen on full beards eg the Gerry Adams. Have always been partial to a goatee tho for some reason. No idea why.

4. I find football mindnumbingly dull, I never could get into it at all, even big matches you're supposed to get all enthusiastic about. Dull dull dull. Rugby, on the the other hand, is more watchable, even tho I'm not entirely sure what's going on at some points ;)

5. Close. Very Close Indeed young lady. If you're not careful, you could get a spanking!

[being-here.livejournal.com]

OoooooOooooo - spanking please!

*is hopeful*

[hellison.livejournal.com]

Hussy ;p

[http://users.livejournal.com/_unhurt_/]

1. due to a terrifying new insect-borne plague sweeping the world apples face extinction. no apples = no cider. the only way to prevent this disaster is to sleep with the evil weevil king. what do you do?

2. when did you last clean out your fridge?

3. when did you last threaten someone with physical violence (outside the workplace)?

4. dream holiday destination? (note: adam baldwin's pants are not a holiday destination.)

5. we have a new employee - a baby canadian, no less - and apparently we're all going to the ice hockey* in a couple of weeks. do you want to come? there will be beer, fried food and men with sticks. (*she is not hopeful, though. i'm told she went to see english ice hockey and to her horror there were no fights.)

[hellison.livejournal.com]

1. The evil weevil king is Hugh right? Cos I've seen some of the pictures and I reckon I could do that. For the good of the CIDER. ALL FOR THE CIDER. Lovely lovely cider.
Tho - the weevils aren't actually involved are they? I ain't doing no kinky stuff with the Weevil Twins. They PEE.

2. Before I went to Canada I think. Or when I got back and finished off the cider, which is all that was in it ;p HURRAH once more for the emergency travel-cider stash!

3. Um. Does threatening to stab thesme_01 count? She doesn't count does she? I mean she wrote WEEVIL PORN. And that's on the internet anyway. Hmm. I dont know actually. I'm really very lovely you know. Not mean or scary at all.
Can't speak for the hair of course, it has a mind of its own...

4. Hmm. Tricky. Somewhere not scorchingly hot with a beach and horses and cider. Actual places - Sydney I do want to revisit. And I'd like to see more of Canada. And Cornwall. Always wanted to go to Cornwall (too much childhood reading of Arthurian stuff probably.)

5. Ooh I wouldn't mind that, I've heard it's a good night out. Tho if it's a weeknight, I'd need to check re. horse.

Also, must send out proper general invite to hallowe'en bash.

ps WHY can't I have a holiday in Adam Baldwin's pants? Or Nathan's?? Tho, Nathan's might be too tight... Hmm. Need Cap'n Tightpants icon.

pps why can't I have normal friends? Other people get questions about pets and icecream and I get weevil sex :/

[http://users.livejournal.com/_unhurt_/]

1. oh, so it's a charity screw? i would hope very much that hugh could be parted from the weevils long enough for some debauchery. otherwise i'm going to have to rethink a lot of my favourite daydreams... (to help you decide: headstones era hugh with giant hair and all grown up, on stage with the HDRC. oh, and in HCL with his boyfriend co-star.)

3. I'm really very lovely you know. Not mean or scary at all.

um. okay then! crazy delusional woman!

p.s. now i have this image of you trying to clamber into nathan's overly tight pants, with lots of cursing and huffing. eventually someone's going to suggest lubricant. or stretchy lycra for nathan. both of these ideas disturb me.

p.p.s. i suggest you find a reflective surface to look into and then reconsider that question :p

[hellison.livejournal.com]

Am TOO lovely! It's been years since I, for example, whacked people with crutches. YEARS.

Hmm. Oiled Nathan... *happy place*

pps ppppfbbbbbttttttt. Am perfectly sane and lovely.