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[hellison]

Hmm. Life is currently blissfully uneventful, which is A Good Thing, but leaves me little to write about and boredom, as we've seen, leads to weevil icons.
I was going to do something about the Friday 13th Agreement thing *cue Dramatic Music*, but it's Norn Iron politics - it'll go round in circles for months yet before it gets anywhere, then all fall apart again after that, so it seems a bit pointless.

However I do have shiny new lj friends *waves at shiny new people* and from one of them I have stolen a meme[1]

Ask me up to five questions, as personal as you like, and I'll either answer them to the best of my ability or tell you to sod off in an amusing fashion.

So. This could get interesting. And possibly flocked after a bit. We shall see ;p

ION I caved and bought more icon space. So if you've got any to spare, throw them my way!


[1] or possibly Not A Meme *waves at glassstrider too*

Comments

[http://users.livejournal.com/_unhurt_/]

1. due to a terrifying new insect-borne plague sweeping the world apples face extinction. no apples = no cider. the only way to prevent this disaster is to sleep with the evil weevil king. what do you do?

2. when did you last clean out your fridge?

3. when did you last threaten someone with physical violence (outside the workplace)?

4. dream holiday destination? (note: adam baldwin's pants are not a holiday destination.)

5. we have a new employee - a baby canadian, no less - and apparently we're all going to the ice hockey* in a couple of weeks. do you want to come? there will be beer, fried food and men with sticks. (*she is not hopeful, though. i'm told she went to see english ice hockey and to her horror there were no fights.)

[hellison.livejournal.com]

1. The evil weevil king is Hugh right? Cos I've seen some of the pictures and I reckon I could do that. For the good of the CIDER. ALL FOR THE CIDER. Lovely lovely cider.
Tho - the weevils aren't actually involved are they? I ain't doing no kinky stuff with the Weevil Twins. They PEE.

2. Before I went to Canada I think. Or when I got back and finished off the cider, which is all that was in it ;p HURRAH once more for the emergency travel-cider stash!

3. Um. Does threatening to stab thesme_01 count? She doesn't count does she? I mean she wrote WEEVIL PORN. And that's on the internet anyway. Hmm. I dont know actually. I'm really very lovely you know. Not mean or scary at all.
Can't speak for the hair of course, it has a mind of its own...

4. Hmm. Tricky. Somewhere not scorchingly hot with a beach and horses and cider. Actual places - Sydney I do want to revisit. And I'd like to see more of Canada. And Cornwall. Always wanted to go to Cornwall (too much childhood reading of Arthurian stuff probably.)

5. Ooh I wouldn't mind that, I've heard it's a good night out. Tho if it's a weeknight, I'd need to check re. horse.

Also, must send out proper general invite to hallowe'en bash.

ps WHY can't I have a holiday in Adam Baldwin's pants? Or Nathan's?? Tho, Nathan's might be too tight... Hmm. Need Cap'n Tightpants icon.

pps why can't I have normal friends? Other people get questions about pets and icecream and I get weevil sex :/

[http://users.livejournal.com/_unhurt_/]

1. oh, so it's a charity screw? i would hope very much that hugh could be parted from the weevils long enough for some debauchery. otherwise i'm going to have to rethink a lot of my favourite daydreams... (to help you decide: headstones era hugh with giant hair and all grown up, on stage with the HDRC. oh, and in HCL with his boyfriend co-star.)

3. I'm really very lovely you know. Not mean or scary at all.

um. okay then! crazy delusional woman!

p.s. now i have this image of you trying to clamber into nathan's overly tight pants, with lots of cursing and huffing. eventually someone's going to suggest lubricant. or stretchy lycra for nathan. both of these ideas disturb me.

p.p.s. i suggest you find a reflective surface to look into and then reconsider that question :p

[hellison.livejournal.com]

Am TOO lovely! It's been years since I, for example, whacked people with crutches. YEARS.

Hmm. Oiled Nathan... *happy place*

pps ppppfbbbbbttttttt. Am perfectly sane and lovely.