The Return of Treat Night

[hellison]

Haven't done this one in a while have we?

So many crappy days of crapness seem to be being had today (hmm convuluted grammar). Thus Treat Night. Also, it's my only non-horse night this week. And possibly for the foreseeable future.

Have v. early start tomorrow, to be at airport for 6am to pick up teh Mother, so no alcohol (alas).
Instead -
Mudding, chocolate, long hot bath with book, letter writing, bed. Hopefully Early. With No Weevils.

Synchro-dancing anyone? We never did do that.

Comments

[thesme-01.livejournal.com]

What? NO WEEVILS??

*sulks*

[fragglechick.livejournal.com]

Would 6pm for the synchronised dancing work?

I'm working this evening, so have to leave flat at 7ish y'see...

[hellison.livejournal.com]

6 should work for, I'm leaving about 5 today!

[fragglechick.livejournal.com]

Gallus! I shall make An Announcement.

[being-here.livejournal.com]

Should be able to do that. What music?

[hellison.livejournal.com]

Anything you fancy I reckon, trying to get a bit of music we all have, like and will dance to could take a bit longer to organise ;p

[thesme-01.livejournal.com]

Hmm I am off to the Big Round Sister's exhibition opening, then dinnah, then home.

I will txt dance. Also need to think of an ending to my speshul story that involves saving everyone's dignity. Um. er. um.

[thesme-01.livejournal.com]

Acutally, I know nothing of this synchronised dancing. Can someone explain it to me?

[hellison.livejournal.com]

It was something FC brought up a while back - would people dance with her all at the same time. We never did do it tho, so maybe tonight!

[thesme-01.livejournal.com]

can i jiggle my legs under the table?

Can I sing patriotic songs?

[hellison.livejournal.com]

Anything you like! it's the timing of the dancing that counts ;)

Say HI to the B.R.S. from me ;)

[thesme-01.livejournal.com]

well set a time and I'll do it and text you. I'm going to do it to teh tune of roddie mccorley.

Ar Droichead Tuaim inniu....oooooooo oooo ooo

[hellison.livejournal.com]

So far, looks to be 6!

I made another Icon. I can't stop now. They're so BAAAD but... my muse COMPELS me. Or soemthing

[thesme-01.livejournal.com]

THE POWER OF PERV COMPELS YOU
THE POWER OF PERV COMPELS YOU
THE POWER OF PERV COMPELS YOU

IT COMPELS ME TOOO

(that icon is rather good, you know)

[hellison.livejournal.com]

Soon i will be a master of... PAINT. I wonder if I can wangle photoshop out of work somehow.

[thesme-01.livejournal.com]

Oh yes photoshop is very important for the Monuments.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_unhurt_/]

i'll ask c_regalis for the links to GIMP again if you like? it's a freeware thing that does loads of the stuff photoshop does and is pretty damn good. it's a linux programme, though, so i need to get the right links because you also have to download another programme that unpacks it and installs it in a windows-friendly manner. i have done this, and it was pretty simple and also worked, but i'm buggered if i can remember the right links (tried to dl and install at work recently but couldn't find the site i used before).

also, i CAVED, ok?

[thesme-01.livejournal.com]

*proffers root vegetables*

Ooh I wonder would hellison do an icon with 'no root vegetables on my mugabes' on it....

[fragglechick.livejournal.com]

You could shuffle in your seat if you're at dinner? Or maybe do a wee shimmy in front of an exhibit?

Synchronised dancing can be done anywhere, to any (or no) music. S'long as we all do it at the same time. :)

[adelpha.livejournal.com]

If you shuffle on your chair at dinner, doesn't that give bad messages to whoever cooked? :P

[fragglechick.livejournal.com]

Usually, yes. But this is thesme, so they'll be used to her rudeness.

[thesme-01.livejournal.com]

aH but I shall not be going as Thesme. Instead I shall be cunningly disguised as Sarah. Who is polite.

[hellison.livejournal.com]

HAH!

bollocks ;p

[thesme-01.livejournal.com]

sORRY PARDON?

*goes to write episode five*

[adelpha.livejournal.com]

Excellent point!

Does she already have a reputation for irritable innards?

[thesme-01.livejournal.com]

*uncontrollable farting*

[adelpha.livejournal.com]

Have you tried marketing that as a room fragrance? It's quite pungent!

[helleboredoll.livejournal.com]

The McCorley twins and seven other of their tribe lined up at the foot of hellison's bed. Hugh tapped the bedframe with a small, flexble baton to gather everyone's attention. From her lounging position across the bed, facing the line of weevils and Hugh, her shoulders and head pillowed in Callum's lap, his hands firmly holding her down and forcing her to watch, hellison writhed in horror. She tried to close her eyes, but Paul leaned gently over from his seat at the head of the bed next to Callum and politely pried her eyes open, giving her a reassuring smile and a thumbs up.

"Now, now, luvey," cooed Callum. "There are no victims here. You knew what you were getting into when you friended the weevil lot. After all, weevil is as weevil does."

Hugh cleared his throat monstrously. "Ready?" he purred. The weevils all wiggled their snouts in agreement. Paul straightened and leaned forward in attentive anticipation. Callum steeled his grip on hellison, snuggling her back more firmly into his lap as he settled in for the show. Hugh cleared his throat once more before beginning to hum a familiar tune, and in perfect time, the line of McCorley weevils launched into the synchronized steps of Riverdance. Hellison wept.

[hellison.livejournal.com]

o_0

No.
Words.
and paul... PAUL?? How could a MOUNTIE do such things?

*sobs*

can't breath trying not to laugh outloud. RIVERDANCE!

[helleboredoll.livejournal.com]

Halfway through the dance, hellison realized with dawning horror that she was tapping her feet in time to Hugh's humming, giving the Riverdancing weevils an extra little hump-step on the upbeats as her feet twitched slightly arhythmically beneath the bedspread.

[thesme-01.livejournal.com]

I think you need to visit my LJ

[helleboredoll.livejournal.com]

*visits*

*CRYSE*

*will return to comment when brane grows back*

[thesme-01.livejournal.com]

hehehe I BORKED YOU hehehehe

also I think _unhurt_ will never speak to me again

[thesme-01.livejournal.com]

AHAHAHA HAHAHHAA

[fragglechick.livejournal.com]

*Holding breath so as not to laugh too*

[being-here.livejournal.com]

I vole you so much I hurt inside.

Don't worry; the weevils hurt us all inside.

[helleboredoll.livejournal.com]

Suddenly the door burst open like a ripe quamquat and being_there flounced into hellison's bedchamber, kickstepping wildly, her face replete with glee, jealousy, outrage, hurt, dismay, joy, confusion, relief, happiness, energy, satisfaction, and something that might have been mild constipation. "How could you, oh Weevil King!! How could you start the Riverdance without me??!!" Being-there leapt lightly like a primadonna fruitfly onto the left side footboard post, and Paul cheered wildly whilst Callum whistled in glee and hellison gnashed her teeth as being_there Riverdanced alongside the McCorley weevils.

Re: Don't worry; the weevils hurt us all inside.

[being-here.livejournal.com]

*is in awe*

Marry me? We can have baaaaaby weevils together you know...

*friends* *hopes this is ok*

Re: Don't worry; the weevils hurt us all inside.

[helleboredoll.livejournal.com]

Hehenh. *friends back*

Depends upon how you define 'ok'. If you mean ok as 'a sane and reasonable thing to do' or 'something that will not have a deleterious effect on your mental and emotional well-being', then no, not so much ok. But if by 'ok' you mean 'welcome to the monkey house' or 'hello, one deluxe ticket on the short bus to special hell please!', then yes, it is very much of the ok. :)

[thesme-01.livejournal.com]

to the tune of teh frog chorus

vole - vole VOLE (bayiup)
vole - vole VOLE (bayiup)
vole vole vole vole vole vole vole vole vole vole

VOLE - VOLE VOLE
VOLE - VOLE VOLE

we all VOLE together

[thesme-01.livejournal.com]

Also, in order to visualise this accurately I need to know whether clothes are being worn or not in this scenario.

[helleboredoll.livejournal.com]

must go to class now. will elaborate on haberdashery when i return home tonight.

[thesme-01.livejournal.com]

arghhhhhhhhh you torture me!

[http://users.livejournal.com/_unhurt_/]

oh my sweet jesus. weevils are one thing, but riverdance? you have crossed a line! the horror is too great.

is nowhere SAFE?

[being-here.livejournal.com]

Synchrodancing was great. Hope you're having a good treat evening.

I've ganked your vole and no nole pics btw

*cliques*

*VOLES*

[hellison.livejournal.com]

Yay, spread the voles!

synchro dancing was great - i was on the phone to littlebluefish too, so i just turned them music so she could dance too! I think she got looks from the people in traffic around her tho ;p