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Morning all!
That stupid pink header is bloody annoying as it makes it even more obvious that this is Not Work.

However, since it is the day of LURVE, here is a picture of GIANT VOLE for you all

I have had an extremely dull morning of being stuck in a meeting which, as regular readers will know, often leads to Crap Meeting Haikus. So here are today's...

So much tedium
Constant streams of dullness flow
On and ever on

Buck passed around
Responsibility? FLEE
Like deer from wild dogs.

"That all seems unfair"
Bleating on like lost spring lambs.
I don't give a fuck.

And finally, one for

being_here, inspired by

malvino

What horror here?
Pirate in tight tight lycra!
Oh dear god, my eyes.

ION... um. None. Except febmeet is THE DAY AFTER TOMORROW! Hurrah!

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Febmeet comes soon now
Buying cider in hour
Then comes much more work

Omg febmeet
The day after tomorrow
still not soon enough!

ASDA fails cider
No six pound left oh no
just ten pound, eighteen

Is that 18 for a tenner? doesn't sound too bad!

Indeed, I shall just get 4 crates of 18 instead of 6 of 12, we can split them at teh febmeetx0r.

It's about 10p extra per can basically.

Sounds like a very FINE plan to me!

ZOMG DAY AFTER TOMORROW!

I shall pass the time writing another 900 words, and plotting what music to put on my mp3 majig. Beyond HOFF.

but you forgot to tell everyone that you got a sekrit valentine!!!!

!!!!!
ZOMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why so I did!

Actually I mean to mention it, but the HORROR was too much. TOO MUCCCCH

ie i forgot

woe

I sent her a nice one. \/

Yes. It is a very... special card. Of Specialness.

REALLY?

goes to look, foolishly.....

Thank you my dear!

And yes. I thought nothing could spoil pirates for me - but I wasn't counting on malvino's tender care...

Ooh! Ooh! Can I try and spoil pirates?

Maaaaaybe they'll believe the entire hinterweb is pink?
Or say "google did it".
That orta work.

Well the thing is *technically* I shouldn't really be on t'internet at all, i should be Busy Working. heh.

Sometimes *everyone* needs to look something up on google. It's like going to the loo - it's not part of your job, but it makes the day easier.

furrrry voles! *paws screen*

(i got VIRTUAL GIFTIES and am thus pleased today - all of them have been signed "hugh" mind. see? *g*)

p.s. as ever, v. impressed by haikus.

p.p.s. j. says you were stroking his head on saturday. hee! poor j. he was forced to admit it was not in a sexual manner, more in a "who's a cute iddle fuzzy headed beastie? awwwww." type of way.

well the meetings get VERY boring, I have to do something to pass the time. And it looks like i'm taking notes ;p

hehe I was indeed head-stroking, I'd forgotten that. He was being a little lost lamb at the bar because they wouldn't serve him and I was trying to get him to assert himself.
Plus, freshly shaved/clipped hair is always so very strokable!

HELO :)

No febmeet for me
No drunken stupidity
TAKE LOTS OF PICS PLZ

No kana this year!
Woe! Who will we throw lemons at?
You had better aim ;p

Love is in the air
and LJ is far too pink.
Shops sell fake romance.

true to livejournal
tradition, i post to just to
express icon love

voles and storkes to you
icon love is the best love
aw... cute little vole!

A speshul card for you, Hellison (nicer than wot Thesme sent you):

Well that is so so much nicer.

I have to admit it.

*looks at Kirk's moobs*

And who knew vulcans were quite so hairy!

So SPESHUL!

That is unbelievably speshul!! Am... entranced, especially by kirk's expression.

Also, I see you survived lunch, well done!

She tried to abduct me on the way there, instead of the way back.

and then she tried to cook me her cats for lunch but I stopped her just in time

*is heroic*

Mr Hoor came home and said (three bears like) 'Who was sitting in my seat?' ;p

why why why what did I leave behind in the seat?!?!?!?!

*panics*
*clasps bits*

Hahaha! That got you worried. Ah it was only a few crumbs from your bread roll!

thank god I didn't leak.
that's all I have to say. But, seeing as teh siberian tigers seem to have eaten the gunge producing components I shouldn't really have worried.

Oooh, a mini-thesme is on the way!

Teh horror!

hah. only If I'm the Virgin Thesme of the Immaculate Conception getting ready for the second coming.

So you had one coming last night then? Fnar...

NO WOE YOU TORTUROUS QUEEN OF BOLD

Ah poor no-valentine-sex thesme!;)

Mmmm... i luv how the red stuff around the voles looks like blood smears. :)

*voles and hearts you*

Hearts are filled with blood after all! It gets everywhere when you cut them out. So you have to make use of it somehow

*beams*

That stupid pink header is bloody annoying as it makes it even more obvious that this is Not Work.

... but painting pictures of love hearts on voles does?? :P

Happy belated valentines day. If I were there you'd have got a special Terry Kiss but alas ;(

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