ho hum.

[hellison]

Life continues to trundle along quietly, which is in the main a Good Thing, since I am no fan of dramas, but leaves me with little to say. And I am stuck in an office, bored, on a sunny day. I also want to go home and measure my book collection in feet ;p

So I'm nicking an idea off thesme_01 (which means this could go horribly wrong, but at least shouldn't be dull) .
EDIT


ANYONE BUT THESME Ask me a question and I promise to answer with the truth ;)
or possibly flee in terror and go into hiding. Who knows?

Lets just pretend the first few there didn't happen...

Comments

I have a question!!!

[fragglechick.livejournal.com]

WHO AM I???

I am an angsty male singer who used to be a member of a highly successful band in the 80s. We often sangs songs with self-deprecating titles, although inspection of the lyrics would often show that we weren't being derogatory about the larger laydee or threatening to harm moooosical technicians. My trademark was my hairdo, which remains to this day.

;)

Re: I have a question!!!

[hellison.livejournal.com]

You are TEH EVIL PONCY FLOWER-ABUSER Morrisey!

Re: I have a question!!!

[fragglechick.livejournal.com]

Oh Helen, your harsh words burn to my core. Especially after your tenderness on that wonderful night we spent together. You were so gentle, yet ferocious with your appetites. You were hot like an Indian Summer, as you tore off my flowery shirt and fondled my man-baps...

*wistful sigh*

Re: I have a question!!!

[hellison.livejournal.com]

GNAHHH DON'T YOU START WITH THAT NOW!

*shudders*

teh horror. teh horror. TEH HORRRORRRRR

Re: I have a question!!!

[http://users.livejournal.com/_unhurt_/]

he heh. am now imagining you gently flogging morrisey's nipples with a bunch of fresh, firm gladioli while he writhes and begs in a suitably emo manner.

Re: I have a question!!!

[hellison.livejournal.com]

Jesus Christ!

That may be the sickest thing you've done yet!


Deviant doesn't BEGIN to describe it!

Re: I have a question!!!

[http://users.livejournal.com/_unhurt_/]

*cackles with joy*

hmm. this seems to be a tender area. *caresses with the now somewhat battered-looking galdioli*

Re: I have a question!!!

[hellison.livejournal.com]

stoppitstoppitstoppit!

Too much WRONG.

If i had the gladioli and the whiny git I'd shove them down his throat so I didn't have to listen to him whinge.

Re: I have a question!!!

[http://users.livejournal.com/_unhurt_/]

wouldn't a ball gag be more efficient?

*innocent*

Re: I have a question!!!

[hellison.livejournal.com]

possibly. But much less to the point. And much less fun ;p

Re: I have a question!!!

[thesme-01.livejournal.com]

HELO.

HOW COME I AM BANNED AND SHE ISN'T

Re: I have a question!!!

[hellison.livejournal.com]

Do you *really* need me to answer that?

But she is skating on Very Thin Ice, that one.

Re: I have a question!!!

[thesme-01.livejournal.com]

and what about unhurt eh?

How come I get the banninating when I didn't even mention the Mozzer?

*hurt*

Re: I have a question!!!

[hellison.livejournal.com]

Well I didn't *KNOW* unhurt would join in with the morrissey horror. I should have tho I guess.

And COCKS, she made me look at a great big willy right in the middle of work!!


*bans EVERYONE*

Re: I have a question!!!

[thesme-01.livejournal.com]

wehwehwehwehwehweh also

WHERE !"£"!

Re: I have a question!!!

[hellison.livejournal.com]

Link in her 2nd question, down at the bottom of teh treads!

Re: I have a question!!!

[http://users.livejournal.com/_unhurt_/]

yay cocks!

that is all.