ho hum.

May. 1st, 2007 02:05 pm
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Life continues to trundle along quietly, which is in the main a Good Thing, since I am no fan of dramas, but leaves me with little to say. And I am stuck in an office, bored, on a sunny day. I also want to go home and measure my book collection in feet ;p

So I'm nicking an idea off [livejournal.com profile] thesme_01 (which means this could go horribly wrong, but at least shouldn't be dull) .
EDIT


ANYONE BUT THESME Ask me a question and I promise to answer with the truth ;)
or possibly flee in terror and go into hiding. Who knows?

Lets just pretend the first few there didn't happen...
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Date: 2007-05-01 01:57 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/_unhurt_/
see, a year ago, i was all "ooh. RPS! this is bad! fun, but naughty!"

now. er. well... IT JUST SEEMS NORMAL TO ME!







p.s. deviant!

I have a question!!!

Date: 2007-05-01 01:59 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fragglechick.livejournal.com
WHO AM I???

I am an angsty male singer who used to be a member of a highly successful band in the 80s. We often sangs songs with self-deprecating titles, although inspection of the lyrics would often show that we weren't being derogatory about the larger laydee or threatening to harm moooosical technicians. My trademark was my hairdo, which remains to this day.

;)

Re: I have a question!!!

Date: 2007-05-01 02:01 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hellison.livejournal.com
You are TEH EVIL PONCY FLOWER-ABUSER Morrisey!

Date: 2007-05-01 02:03 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hellison.livejournal.com
Am NOT a Deviant.

OR at least am NOT a deviant for liking het fic!

Re: I have a question!!!

Date: 2007-05-01 02:08 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fragglechick.livejournal.com
Oh Helen, your harsh words burn to my core. Especially after your tenderness on that wonderful night we spent together. You were so gentle, yet ferocious with your appetites. You were hot like an Indian Summer, as you tore off my flowery shirt and fondled my man-baps...

*wistful sigh*

Re: I have a question!!!

Date: 2007-05-01 02:11 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hellison.livejournal.com
GNAHHH DON'T YOU START WITH THAT NOW!

*shudders*

teh horror. teh horror. TEH HORRRORRRRR

Date: 2007-05-01 02:11 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/_unhurt_/
...ah, so you do admit to being deviant in (perhaps many!) other ways?

Date: 2007-05-01 02:31 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jin-shei.livejournal.com
What do you really love about yourself?

Date: 2007-05-01 02:35 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hellison.livejournal.com
*I* think I am perfectly normal, but I am aware that if I claim to be so, there will be howls of disagreement, so, yes. Possibly.

Just not with the het ;p

Date: 2007-05-01 02:41 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hellison.livejournal.com
A hard one eh?

Um. Bugger. I don't know actually. Not very much it seems, because I can't think of anything.
Normally I'd say the hair, but I'm thinking that's not quite what you mean.

Hmm.
*thinks*

Date: 2007-05-01 02:46 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jin-shei.livejournal.com
Its not! Think harder!

Date: 2007-05-01 02:51 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hellison.livejournal.com
I am. I can think of things i *like* but not "really love". Hmm.

Date: 2007-05-01 02:54 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jin-shei.livejournal.com
Harder! Faster!

Re: I have a question!!!

Date: 2007-05-01 02:56 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/_unhurt_/
he heh. am now imagining you gently flogging morrisey's nipples with a bunch of fresh, firm gladioli while he writhes and begs in a suitably emo manner.

Date: 2007-05-01 02:56 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/_unhurt_/
your BRAIN, woman!

Re: I have a question!!!

Date: 2007-05-01 02:59 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hellison.livejournal.com
Jesus Christ!

That may be the sickest thing you've done yet!


Deviant doesn't BEGIN to describe it!

Date: 2007-05-01 03:01 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hellison.livejournal.com
AARRGGH PRESSURE PRESSUREEE

Actually I got it! Independance! That's what I love most. My independence!

odd that that was so hard tho. Obviously am not used to thinking of myself in those terms.

Re: I have a question!!!

Date: 2007-05-01 03:03 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/_unhurt_/
*cackles with joy*

hmm. this seems to be a tender area. *caresses with the now somewhat battered-looking galdioli*

Date: 2007-05-01 03:04 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jin-shei.livejournal.com
More practice! Find another thing!

Re: I have a question!!!

Date: 2007-05-01 03:10 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hellison.livejournal.com
stoppitstoppitstoppit!

Too much WRONG.

If i had the gladioli and the whiny git I'd shove them down his throat so I didn't have to listen to him whinge.

Date: 2007-05-01 03:11 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hellison.livejournal.com
It took me half an hour to come up with the first one! You may have to wait a bit ;p

Re: I have a question!!!

Date: 2007-05-01 03:19 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thesme-01.livejournal.com
HELO.

HOW COME I AM BANNED AND SHE ISN'T

Date: 2007-05-01 03:20 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thesme-01.livejournal.com
YOUR MEATY GATES

Re: I have a question!!!

Date: 2007-05-01 03:23 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/_unhurt_/
wouldn't a ball gag be more efficient?

*innocent*

Re: I have a question!!!

Date: 2007-05-01 03:24 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hellison.livejournal.com
Do you *really* need me to answer that?

But she is skating on Very Thin Ice, that one.
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