Yarr!

[hellison]

Mornin' me hearties! I be off soon to the sawbones, to have the shot pull out o' me pegleg. I wants no mutinies while I be gone and plenty o' grog waitin' by me hammock when I gets back!

Oh, and I'll be keelhauling that scurvy dog thesme_01 later for her insubordinate ways. Arr!

Comments

[jin-shei.livejournal.com]

Arrr. Why did the rum have to go?

Thinking of you today, matey :P

[lazy-hoor.livejournal.com]

Can I give her a few licks of the cat, cap'n?

[kanaalzahir.livejournal.com]

Arrrr, lads and ladettes! Let's steer this wreck o' a ship towards sunnier coasts with rum and wenches (what's a male wench?) while she's looking the other way! To the plank with'er I say!

(Good luck, will be thinking of you today!)

[thesme-01.livejournal.com]

Arr! I be a lucky wench what with all this keelhaulin' and lickin'!

[gnillot.livejournal.com]

I'll be thinking of you!

Just remember, you only need the peg leg today so do try to make sure you won't need it tomorrow ;)

[malvino.livejournal.com]

Don't forget to molest the pretty soldier-nurses!

[being-here.livejournal.com]

Somehow I don't think you need to remind her of that. Judging from the emails this morning at least.

[thesme-01.livejournal.com]

OMG WHy did i not receive these emaily goodnesses? Yarr?

[mollydot.livejournal.com]

I read it as "moisten the pretty soldier-nurses". And when I tried again, I got "pre-moisten the pretty soldier-nurses". but I can read. Honestly.

[malvino.livejournal.com]

I think it's possible that pre-moistened soldier boys would be a bit rude for the internet, I'm sure they wouldn't allow such things.

[hellison.livejournal.com]

That's a shame. I feel a pre-moistened soldier boy would be just the thing to speed my recovery!