Yarr!

[hellison]

Mornin' me hearties! I be off soon to the sawbones, to have the shot pull out o' me pegleg. I wants no mutinies while I be gone and plenty o' grog waitin' by me hammock when I gets back!

Oh, and I'll be keelhauling that scurvy dog thesme_01 later for her insubordinate ways. Arr!

Comments

[malvino.livejournal.com]

Don't forget to molest the pretty soldier-nurses!

[being-here.livejournal.com]

Somehow I don't think you need to remind her of that. Judging from the emails this morning at least.

[thesme-01.livejournal.com]

OMG WHy did i not receive these emaily goodnesses? Yarr?

[mollydot.livejournal.com]

I read it as "moisten the pretty soldier-nurses". And when I tried again, I got "pre-moisten the pretty soldier-nurses". but I can read. Honestly.

[malvino.livejournal.com]

I think it's possible that pre-moistened soldier boys would be a bit rude for the internet, I'm sure they wouldn't allow such things.

[hellison.livejournal.com]

That's a shame. I feel a pre-moistened soldier boy would be just the thing to speed my recovery!