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hellison ([personal profile] hellison) wrote2007-10-23 01:33 pm

lawks!

Heyho, it is unseasonably sunny outside, which is good. The Mother is off to Canada later today for 10 days, which means I am left to fend for myself! Except for the weekend when I am bravely making my own escape and adventuring to the wilds of... Reading. For Fine Wines and Intellectual Discussion of Art and Literature. And so on.

Physio yesterday was good, now I just have to get my head around the fact that not only does my foot have to go to the ground now, it has to STAY there. No more hopping, but a very graceful hobbling sort of lurch on crutches instead. Go me ;p
The aim is to gradually build up weight bearing & general movement until I can get down to walking with just one crutch. This may take some time, but it's a start! Maybe once i get that far I will purchace a fancy walking stick.


Finally, some of the many relations that visited over the weekend left a couple of photos from Italy of Just Before The Fall, which have tactfully been referred to as 'the princess di photos' all weekend. Looking at them, what I mostly have to say is ... Oh My. It may be just as well I only wore that dress for about 20 minutes ;p
Also have been scouring the photo taken on the Fateful Minibus for signs of Puma.



Looks slightly odd cos it's a photo OF a photo, plus I cut out the Girl Who's Name I Can't Remember, who was standing beside me. But... Maybe it's at an angle? Or they zoomed in? Or... something? I don't recall ever looking quite so Jordanesquue before!


Spot the Puma! Can you see it lurking anywhere through the windows?



[identity profile] thesme-01.livejournal.com 2007-10-23 01:05 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh...

er.

WOW. Em. *fans self* *rubs thighs*


Em. To console you, in reality you do not have microcephaly, nor are your boobs eh that..... that... jesus christ. Rest assured that something is very wrong with the camera.

[identity profile] hellison.livejournal.com 2007-10-23 01:09 pm (UTC)(link)
I think maybe the fact that it's a photo OF the original photo isn't helping. But it did make me laugh ;p And boggle. Then laugh some more!

I was pretty sure they don't look liek that ALL the time. I sure hope they don't ;p

[identity profile] thesme-01.livejournal.com 2007-10-23 01:15 pm (UTC)(link)
They really really really really really don't

And neither does your head.

[identity profile] hellison.livejournal.com 2007-10-23 01:21 pm (UTC)(link)
ahahhahahahaha I hadn't really looked at the the head but HAAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAA

OMG IT MUST HAVE BEEN A VOODOO CURSE OF SHRUNKEN HEADNESS!!!


can't. stop. laughing.

[identity profile] being-here.livejournal.com 2007-10-23 01:24 pm (UTC)(link)
Well I always suspected that you kept your brains in your... hampsters

[identity profile] hellison.livejournal.com 2007-10-23 01:35 pm (UTC)(link)
IT R Y I R SO SMRT :)

and presumably, why so many people talk to THEM instead of my face...

[identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/_unhurt_/ 2007-10-23 04:05 pm (UTC)(link)
well, that picture does appear to lend some support to the GRAVITY theory.




*flees*

[identity profile] being-here.livejournal.com 2007-10-23 01:23 pm (UTC)(link)
Only part of that is a comfort I'd imagine

[identity profile] hellison.livejournal.com 2007-10-23 02:07 pm (UTC)(link)
yes :p

[identity profile] jin-shei.livejournal.com 2007-10-23 03:25 pm (UTC)(link)
Can't...look ...away....am....mesmerised.....giant boobs....

[identity profile] lazy-hoor.livejournal.com 2007-10-23 01:51 pm (UTC)(link)
Holy gigantobaps, Batman!

[identity profile] hellison.livejournal.com 2007-10-23 02:06 pm (UTC)(link)
hahahah best comment ever ;p

also TEENY TEENY HEAD, as thesme helpfully pointed out!

[identity profile] lazy-hoor.livejournal.com 2007-10-23 02:20 pm (UTC)(link)
Can't get Lola Ferrari out of my head...

[identity profile] hellison.livejournal.com 2007-10-23 02:21 pm (UTC)(link)
OI! I thought Jordan... they're not THAT bad.
Are they?

[identity profile] lazy-hoor.livejournal.com 2007-10-23 02:24 pm (UTC)(link)
You make Jordan look like Keira Knightly.

[identity profile] thesme-01.livejournal.com 2007-10-23 03:08 pm (UTC)(link)
you are teh WIN! also. get back to scrabulous now

[identity profile] thipe.livejournal.com 2007-10-23 02:11 pm (UTC)(link)
SWEET DANCING MOSES

[identity profile] hellison.livejournal.com 2007-10-23 02:20 pm (UTC)(link)
Quite :p

He's probably in there somewhere!

[identity profile] adelpha.livejournal.com 2007-10-23 02:39 pm (UTC)(link)
You have the son of God down there? Do you drop the occasional malteser down to keep him fed?

There was going to be a comment about the second coming, but I thought better of it. *eyes thesme*

[identity profile] hellison.livejournal.com 2007-10-23 02:47 pm (UTC)(link)
Well I thought it was just Moses, but you never know, they could both be down there.

After all, it must be taking SOME kind of miracle to hold them up...


stop that! no encouraging the thesme!

[identity profile] adelpha.livejournal.com 2007-10-23 02:52 pm (UTC)(link)
The biggest parting since the Red Sea?

The photos do seem a bit squashed.

[identity profile] hellison.livejournal.com 2007-10-23 02:53 pm (UTC)(link)
AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH ;p

Yeah, they are a bit distorted, I'll have to try and get the originals scanned, because it's really not THAT bad! Honest!

[identity profile] jin-shei.livejournal.com 2007-10-23 03:26 pm (UTC)(link)
I thought we only photocopied/scanned bodyparts at office parties...

Can I see them if you plan to scan them?

[identity profile] hellison.livejournal.com 2007-10-23 05:27 pm (UTC)(link)
The original PHOTOS. Not bodyparts.

Do try to keep up!

I may see if i can find them to bring along this weekend ;p

[identity profile] jin-shei.livejournal.com 2007-10-24 07:00 am (UTC)(link)
photos or ..

Because leaving the originals behind might tingle and if you can take them off I want to borrow them!

[identity profile] thesme-01.livejournal.com 2007-10-23 02:56 pm (UTC)(link)
HAHAHA omg do you KNOW what you just said there?

ahahahaahahahaha

[identity profile] mollydot.livejournal.com 2007-10-23 03:17 pm (UTC)(link)
Maybe Atlas is down there.

[identity profile] thesme-01.livejournal.com 2007-10-23 02:48 pm (UTC)(link)
*adds idea to woolly sock story*

[identity profile] hellison.livejournal.com 2007-10-23 02:54 pm (UTC)(link)
oh dear god help me

*flees*

I have to my MOTHER to the AIRPOT now and I cannot stop giggling. HELP.

[identity profile] thesme-01.livejournal.com 2007-10-23 02:57 pm (UTC)(link)
hahaha LOOK WHAT ADELPHA JUST SAID

big parting......... red........... ahahah SEA hahahahaaha

[identity profile] thesme-01.livejournal.com 2007-10-23 03:08 pm (UTC)(link)
NEVER!

[identity profile] mollydot.livejournal.com 2007-10-23 02:32 pm (UTC)(link)
You should get a stick with a sword in it!

[identity profile] hellison.livejournal.com 2007-10-23 02:35 pm (UTC)(link)
I am very tempted! Even if it could put someone's eye out (and probably would ;p)

[identity profile] thipe.livejournal.com 2007-10-23 03:24 pm (UTC)(link)
BUXOM WENCH

[identity profile] hellison.livejournal.com 2007-10-23 05:28 pm (UTC)(link)
How much would you get for that in scrabble then ;p
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[identity profile] hellison.livejournal.com 2007-10-23 11:48 pm (UTC)(link)
I don't know! My brains must have slipped ;p
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[identity profile] hellison.livejournal.com 2007-10-24 03:26 pm (UTC)(link)
OMG people are messaging about the size of my ... LJ cut?? Oh dear ;p

But hey, it did get you looking ;p