oddly apt horrorscopes...

[hellison]

From one of the random horrorscope things on facebook (chinese this time)

You can heave a deep sigh of relief. The grip of fatality will loosen. Your life will become easier, more normal, and more regular. Whatever constituted a frustration, a limitation, or an obstacle to your legitimate desire for realization or expansion will tend to disappear.

So. Either I'll walk again soon (and be able to reach the fridge and/or chip shop much more easily) or... my leg will disappear?


ION Sneezing while trying to negotiate wet pavements on crutches is Not A Good Thing. Stupid weather.

Comments

Re: Not so apt

[lazy-hoor.livejournal.com]

I've added it:
At work, you'll succeed in imposing your view-point. Do not give in to your desires for luxury. Trim down your address book; pitilessly eliminate nuisances

THESME?!

Re: Not so apt

[thesme-01.livejournal.com]

No don't worry, I won't eliminate you, for I am both patient and tolerant.

*is patient and tolerant*

Re: Not so apt

[lazy-hoor.livejournal.com]

*eliminates*

Re: Not so apt

[thesme-01.livejournal.com]

*ELIMINATES MORE*

Re: Not so apt

[lazy-hoor.livejournal.com]

*ELIMINATES HARDER*

Re: Not so apt

[thesme-01.livejournal.com]

*ELIMINATES RHYTHMICALLY, STRONGER AND LARGERER*

Re: Not so apt

[lazy-hoor.livejournal.com]

You win.

Re: Not so apt

[thesme-01.livejournal.com]

yay!

Re: Not so apt

[http://users.livejournal.com/_unhurt_/]

*makes joke about elimination referencing hellison's newfound regularity*

*flees the scene*