oddly apt horrorscopes...

[hellison]

From one of the random horrorscope things on facebook (chinese this time)

You can heave a deep sigh of relief. The grip of fatality will loosen. Your life will become easier, more normal, and more regular. Whatever constituted a frustration, a limitation, or an obstacle to your legitimate desire for realization or expansion will tend to disappear.

So. Either I'll walk again soon (and be able to reach the fridge and/or chip shop much more easily) or... my leg will disappear?


ION Sneezing while trying to negotiate wet pavements on crutches is Not A Good Thing. Stupid weather.

Comments

[kanaalzahir.livejournal.com]

But surely your leg isn't what's causing the problem, it's your lack of ability to walk?! Not to worry, the chip shop is within reach and expansion will be yours :-P

[hellison.livejournal.com]

A very good point! Yes, once the lack of ability to walk has disappeared, glorious chippy expansion shall be mine! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

actually, i have somehow managed not to pile on weight despite being immobile and may have to try and keep this up!

Not so apt

[lazy-hoor.livejournal.com]

My Virgo one on FB tells me I've been put in charge of a big project! That's patently untrue...

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[hellison.livejournal.com]

Well they are mostly nonsense, but this comes from a chinese one, which is obviously far superior (and much more fun because it lets you check *other people's*. Not that I'm an astrological stalker at all, or anything ;p)

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[lazy-hoor.livejournal.com]

I've added it:
At work, you'll succeed in imposing your view-point. Do not give in to your desires for luxury. Trim down your address book; pitilessly eliminate nuisances

THESME?!

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[thesme-01.livejournal.com]

No don't worry, I won't eliminate you, for I am both patient and tolerant.

*is patient and tolerant*

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[lazy-hoor.livejournal.com]

*eliminates*

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[thesme-01.livejournal.com]

*ELIMINATES MORE*

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[lazy-hoor.livejournal.com]

*ELIMINATES HARDER*

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[thesme-01.livejournal.com]

*ELIMINATES RHYTHMICALLY, STRONGER AND LARGERER*

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[lazy-hoor.livejournal.com]

You win.

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[thesme-01.livejournal.com]

yay!

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[http://users.livejournal.com/_unhurt_/]

*makes joke about elimination referencing hellison's newfound regularity*

*flees the scene*

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[thesme-01.livejournal.com]

What's mine?!??!?!?

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[hellison.livejournal.com]

gimme a sec i will ASTROSTALK you and find out ;p

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[hellison.livejournal.com]

for today ...Your spouse or one of your children may show signs of fatigue, irritability, and apathy; help him/her to go up-hill.

For This Week ...above all, keep a close watch on your tongue. If you want to remain young a long time, think as of today to stop smoking; methods are not lacking, but it's evident that the imperative, absolute condition is willpower and that this will depend on you.

You are a WATER OX btw. So basically, a big wet cow.

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[thesme-01.livejournal.com]

that is...........scarily accurate actually.

Bloody hell

[being-here.livejournal.com]

Mine was talking about communication and how at the moment I am able to communicate. Yes indeed. At the top of my fucking lungs while in tears ususally. Stupid fuxoring horrorscopes.

[hellison.livejournal.com]

Well that IS still communication. Of a sort...

[http://users.livejournal.com/_unhurt_/]

you people, you are falling down on the job!

more regular

and not one SINGLE constipation joke. not even from thesme. IS THE END NIGH?