oddly apt horrorscopes...

[hellison]

From one of the random horrorscope things on facebook (chinese this time)

You can heave a deep sigh of relief. The grip of fatality will loosen. Your life will become easier, more normal, and more regular. Whatever constituted a frustration, a limitation, or an obstacle to your legitimate desire for realization or expansion will tend to disappear.

So. Either I'll walk again soon (and be able to reach the fridge and/or chip shop much more easily) or... my leg will disappear?


ION Sneezing while trying to negotiate wet pavements on crutches is Not A Good Thing. Stupid weather.

Comments

Re: Not so apt

[hellison.livejournal.com]

for today ...Your spouse or one of your children may show signs of fatigue, irritability, and apathy; help him/her to go up-hill.

For This Week ...above all, keep a close watch on your tongue. If you want to remain young a long time, think as of today to stop smoking; methods are not lacking, but it's evident that the imperative, absolute condition is willpower and that this will depend on you.

You are a WATER OX btw. So basically, a big wet cow.

Re: Not so apt

[thesme-01.livejournal.com]

that is...........scarily accurate actually.

Bloody hell