Fact for the Day

[hellison]

According to the very instructive and educational How Animals Have Sex" book, which I bought for thipe but now covet for myself, Male Weevils have a penis so... spikey and nasty that each mating significantly reduces the lifespan of the female.


Which probably explains why they prefer Canadians. And Wingnut.

ION you people have DESTROYED my mind. Was just having perfectly normal and unwrong conversation with cow-orkers about new star trek movie. Someone mentioned Christian Bale being it.
I TRIED to enquire if he was to play Young Kirk.
It came out 'So will he be Cock then?'.
*sobs*

Comments

[hellison.livejournal.com]

I presume so, I haven't seen the book, just had details relayed from thipe, but I assume it's for the same sort of reason. There's also a duck that can lassoo lady ducks. Which is an impressive trick!

[thipe.livejournal.com]

The duck doesn't, however have a rope...

[hellison.livejournal.com]

It also had spines, and a Bristled Tip. Poor poor lady ducks :/

[thesme-01.livejournal.com]

Bloody hell!

Aren't we humans lucky

[hellison.livejournal.com]

Very, it seems! No lassooing or spines or bristles. Not that I recall anyway ;p

[thesme-01.livejournal.com]

Umm

*looks vaguely concerned*

Calls:

"Mr T darling, I think we've been reading the wrong book!"