Fact for the Day

[hellison]

According to the very instructive and educational How Animals Have Sex" book, which I bought for thipe but now covet for myself, Male Weevils have a penis so... spikey and nasty that each mating significantly reduces the lifespan of the female.


Which probably explains why they prefer Canadians. And Wingnut.

ION you people have DESTROYED my mind. Was just having perfectly normal and unwrong conversation with cow-orkers about new star trek movie. Someone mentioned Christian Bale being it.
I TRIED to enquire if he was to play Young Kirk.
It came out 'So will he be Cock then?'.
*sobs*

Comments

[thesme-01.livejournal.com]

And I do believe it is why female weevils have fake vaginas all over their bodies... or something....

[mollydot.livejournal.com]

Gross. Proof that god is not a woman. Or all-loving.
Does it serve a purpose, like the cat's spikey bit?

[thesme-01.livejournal.com]

AHHAHAHA HAHA you perv


Don't know why you insist on blaming us though

Also, what did cow-orkers say to that?

[mollydot.livejournal.com]

Next present could be number six from this list: http://www.cracked.com/article_15836_12-most-awesomely-ridiculous-ebay-auctions.html

[being-here.livejournal.com]

Ah yes. he will indeed be cock. Whether he's kirk is another matter entirely...

[repton-infinity.livejournal.com]

Does it have anything about the genital war in ducks? Those dodgy ducks!