Fact for the Day
Feb. 4th, 2008 10:44 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
hellisonAccording to the very instructive and educational How Animals Have Sex" book, which I bought for ![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
thipe but now covet for myself, Male Weevils have a penis so... spikey and nasty that each mating significantly reduces the lifespan of the female.
Which probably explains why they prefer Canadians. And Wingnut.
ION you people have DESTROYED my mind. Was just having perfectly normal and unwrong conversation with cow-orkers about new star trek movie. Someone mentioned Christian Bale being it.
I TRIED to enquire if he was to play Young Kirk.
It came out 'So will he be Cock then?'.
*sobs*
thipe but now covet for myself, Male Weevils have a penis so... spikey and nasty that each mating significantly reduces the lifespan of the female.Which probably explains why they prefer Canadians. And Wingnut.
ION you people have DESTROYED my mind. Was just having perfectly normal and unwrong conversation with cow-orkers about new star trek movie. Someone mentioned Christian Bale being it.
I TRIED to enquire if he was to play Young Kirk.
It came out 'So will he be Cock then?'.
*sobs*
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Date: 2008-02-04 02:11 pm (UTC)Aparently the Male Weevil Penis PUNCTURES INTO THE BODY so vagina's aren't needed. The fake vaginas aim the Death Cock at less fatal parts of the body.
I kid not!
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Date: 2008-02-04 02:32 pm (UTC)That's just... poor lady weevils :/ I almost feel sorry for Hugh now!
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Date: 2008-02-04 02:44 pm (UTC)JIZZ IN THE BRAIN is *not* a pleasant thought. So don't think it.
Now, who remember's Aldiss' Helliconia?
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Date: 2008-02-04 02:46 pm (UTC)*tries VERY HARD not to think about any of it*
Also, is that Stoaty in your icon? With his BEADY DEAD EYES?
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Date: 2008-02-04 02:55 pm (UTC)Re: Bugsex, it was actually in a New Scientist I was reading when I met Thesme during her Great Edinburgh Adventure. Hence Rodette's 'stab me' tattoo...
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Date: 2008-02-04 02:58 pm (UTC)I would say awww about stoaty, but alas, I'm with Mrs tard on this one, those things give me the creeps ;p
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Date: 2008-02-04 04:10 pm (UTC)Fizz fizz fizz
Tardie's brane
IS FULL OF JIZZ.