Fact for the Day
Feb. 4th, 2008 10:44 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
hellisonAccording to the very instructive and educational How Animals Have Sex" book, which I bought for ![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
thipe but now covet for myself, Male Weevils have a penis so... spikey and nasty that each mating significantly reduces the lifespan of the female.
Which probably explains why they prefer Canadians. And Wingnut.
ION you people have DESTROYED my mind. Was just having perfectly normal and unwrong conversation with cow-orkers about new star trek movie. Someone mentioned Christian Bale being it.
I TRIED to enquire if he was to play Young Kirk.
It came out 'So will he be Cock then?'.
*sobs*
thipe but now covet for myself, Male Weevils have a penis so... spikey and nasty that each mating significantly reduces the lifespan of the female.Which probably explains why they prefer Canadians. And Wingnut.
ION you people have DESTROYED my mind. Was just having perfectly normal and unwrong conversation with cow-orkers about new star trek movie. Someone mentioned Christian Bale being it.
I TRIED to enquire if he was to play Young Kirk.
It came out 'So will he be Cock then?'.
*sobs*
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Date: 2008-02-04 02:31 pm (UTC)I have not the words to reply to that.
Except perhaps this little snippet... "Drakkos Wyrmstalker tells you: You're very scary, you know. :-p "
Ok. Perhaps the book is IN PART my fault. I merely thought it would be Educational and Informative. I did not consider the possibility that there were Other Minds out there obsessed with weevil sex.
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Date: 2008-02-04 02:57 pm (UTC)Shame on you!