National 'lets disrupt everything for inbred twats' day

[hellison]

(HI FRAGS I STOLE YUR TITEL)

So today, the streets around work are lined with cones, half the car parks are closed, there are cops everywhere and just getting lunch required passing through a line up of many leather clad bike cops (so, ok, this part wasn't so bad?).

Why? Because 2 overpriviliged inbred sponging wastes of space and air are having lunch in the resturant next door. I haven't seen so many cops in one place since the height of riot season and there are helicopters too. So that's one expensive lunch coming out of my tax dollah.
Why, if they are so bloody loaded can't they pay for their own bloody security eh? And why does everyone feel the need to rush out to see them? OMG THEY SHOOK SOME HANDS. Well at the price we're paying for them to show up, they'd bloody need to.
Also, I seem to be channelling my mother's rabid anti-monarchism today. Normal service will be resumed asap.

ION... v. little. Friday night started off as a quiet couple of pints with _unhurt_ and somehow ended up in the middle of two rugby teams (one on tour here). Jolly good fun. With added cigars.
The rest of the weekend was mostly spend playing Zelda on the wii. Or trying to play and screaming at the screen in frustration when I COULDN'T CATCH A FISH. Or similar.

Ooh OOH Tho OOOH!!! Another Surprise Mystery Package arrived yesterday morning. As usually I was slightly worried (even the delivery guy remarked on it ;p), but it wasn't from Amazon and in a Big Box, so it seemed safe.
I opened it and LO! OMG! It contained that wonder of wonders, A CHOKLIT FOUNTAIN
OMG!

More packages liek that could go some way to curing my Mystery Package Phobia ;p
So Many Thanks, Mystery Benefactors, will have to ensure you have a great weekend now ;)

Oh, and specially for thesme

Comments

[thesme-01.livejournal.com]

I cannot see choklit fowntane!!!

More packages liek that could go some way to curing my Mystery Package Phobia ;p

Well we CAN'T HAVE THAT!

*plots*

[thesme-01.livejournal.com]

also who was having lunch? Mrs Windsor or someone?

[lazy-hoor.livejournal.com]

Which royals have annoyed you?

Royals are ace. Princess Fergie is helping fat working class people eat healthy. She's like a non-scary Gillian McKeith.

If you had to shag a royal, who would it be?

[taffyd.livejournal.com]

Wow lobster!

[malvino.livejournal.com]

I quite like Charlie :/

In other news, I may actually do something today. Maybe.

(If I can think of anything to do)

[adelpha.livejournal.com]

Well at the price we're paying for them to show up, they'd bloody need to.

At the price, you'd kind of hope they'd do something entertaining. Maybe Charles doing the can-can around town, with Camilla following on a unicycle while singing Barry White songs.

[being-here.livejournal.com]

Zelda rocks. I really need to get a life