National 'lets disrupt everything for inbred twats' day

[hellison]

(HI FRAGS I STOLE YUR TITEL)

So today, the streets around work are lined with cones, half the car parks are closed, there are cops everywhere and just getting lunch required passing through a line up of many leather clad bike cops (so, ok, this part wasn't so bad?).

Why? Because 2 overpriviliged inbred sponging wastes of space and air are having lunch in the resturant next door. I haven't seen so many cops in one place since the height of riot season and there are helicopters too. So that's one expensive lunch coming out of my tax dollah.
Why, if they are so bloody loaded can't they pay for their own bloody security eh? And why does everyone feel the need to rush out to see them? OMG THEY SHOOK SOME HANDS. Well at the price we're paying for them to show up, they'd bloody need to.
Also, I seem to be channelling my mother's rabid anti-monarchism today. Normal service will be resumed asap.

ION... v. little. Friday night started off as a quiet couple of pints with _unhurt_ and somehow ended up in the middle of two rugby teams (one on tour here). Jolly good fun. With added cigars.
The rest of the weekend was mostly spend playing Zelda on the wii. Or trying to play and screaming at the screen in frustration when I COULDN'T CATCH A FISH. Or similar.

Ooh OOH Tho OOOH!!! Another Surprise Mystery Package arrived yesterday morning. As usually I was slightly worried (even the delivery guy remarked on it ;p), but it wasn't from Amazon and in a Big Box, so it seemed safe.
I opened it and LO! OMG! It contained that wonder of wonders, A CHOKLIT FOUNTAIN
OMG!

More packages liek that could go some way to curing my Mystery Package Phobia ;p
So Many Thanks, Mystery Benefactors, will have to ensure you have a great weekend now ;)

Oh, and specially for thesme

Comments

[thesme-01.livejournal.com]

I cannot see choklit fowntane!!!

More packages liek that could go some way to curing my Mystery Package Phobia ;p

Well we CAN'T HAVE THAT!

*plots*

[hellison.livejournal.com]

OH NOES> I will taek a photo and send it. NOM NOM NOM CHOKLIT FOUNTAIN. or just google it ;p

hmm. Surely we can have that. Why can't we have that :/

[thesme-01.livejournal.com]

because. we can't.

[hellison.livejournal.com]

:(

[thesme-01.livejournal.com]

also who was having lunch? Mrs Windsor or someone?

[hellison.livejournal.com]

charles and camilla (added link for that bit too). So a particularly useless pair!

[lazy-hoor.livejournal.com]

Which royals have annoyed you?

Royals are ace. Princess Fergie is helping fat working class people eat healthy. She's like a non-scary Gillian McKeith.

If you had to shag a royal, who would it be?

[lazy-hoor.livejournal.com]

Oh Chas and Cam. Ace! Charles seems rather twattish but Camilla - I dunno. She likes a pint and a fag I'd say.

[thesme-01.livejournal.com]

best. comment. ever.

[hellison.livejournal.com]

Bleh they are all useless ;p i don't mind them if they're far off swanning about their palaces, but there's no call for them to be going getting in my way!

Shag one? Hmm. william went thro quite a cute phase, tho he now seems to be turnign more into his father... ooh or zara. Cos then I might get to try her horsies ;p

[lazy-hoor.livejournal.com]

'Horsies' - is that some Nordie slang I don't know about?

It's really hard to pick one. They're all quite ugly. A young Prince Philip maybe... I'd say he was a bit of a goer.

[hellison.livejournal.com]

NO! HER HORSES! Giddy up!!

And yeah, they're not really lookers, are they?

Philip tho? EW

[lazy-hoor.livejournal.com]

The best of a bad bunch really. When he was young, like.



Actually Liz looks quite hot in a buttoned-up kinda way.

Liz n Phil slash, anyone?

[hellison.livejournal.com]

She wasn't bad in her day, I'll give you that

I think unhurt sort of wrote Liz/Due south slash once upon a time ;p

[lazy-hoor.livejournal.com]

Why am I not surprised?

[adelpha.livejournal.com]

I'm *so* glad you didn't say 'gee up'.

[hellison.livejournal.com]

I nearly did. Then I looked at it and thought 'Oh. NO.' and changed it ;p

[gnillot.livejournal.com]

This is where I'm rather happy about coming from a country with a reasonably good-looking royal family :p

Our crown princess, prince and princess:



And seriously, just look at the youngest at a costume party :p

[hellison.livejournal.com]

ooer! Yours are MUCH better looking!!

[thesme-01.livejournal.com]

you dirty dirty dirty dirty dirty"

[hellison.livejournal.com]

waht? ME? I'm not the one who picked PHILIP!!

[thesme-01.livejournal.com]

no yu and zara and the horses. dirty.

[hellison.livejournal.com]

what? we could go galloping round the Front Lawn or something. Then back to the stables for a good rub down!

[thesme-01.livejournal.com]

oh dear.

[adelpha.livejournal.com]

You can just picture it. Hellison and Zara wearing bridle and saddle, trotting around the lawn whil the horses look on.

(Dammit woman, I used to be normal. Ish.)

[hellison.livejournal.com]

OI! That is NOT what I meant !

Just you wait til friday...

[lazy-hoor.livejournal.com]

Hey! He's a free spirit. He went riding all over Europe after he got married (and not in the equestrian sense). He calls a spade a spade (or a 'darkie' prob.)

[shambelina.livejournal.com]

By try her horses ....


I'm guessing you mean you'd shag the horses :D

[taffyd.livejournal.com]

Wow lobster!

[hellison.livejournal.com]

Indeed! Hugging a van, for some reason...

OMG I will be seeing you SOON. Bring Smints!

[malvino.livejournal.com]

I quite like Charlie :/

In other news, I may actually do something today. Maybe.

(If I can think of anything to do)

[hellison.livejournal.com]

Thinking of something to do sounds like effort enough in itself ;p Find your passport? Pack?

I'm sure they're very nice overpriviliged twats, in their own way (certainly not the worst of the bunch ;p).
I think I'm mostly annoyed at huge fuss going around them and the scale of the operation just for them to have lunch and the fact that the cost of it won't come out of *their* well lined pockets...

[adelpha.livejournal.com]

Well at the price we're paying for them to show up, they'd bloody need to.

At the price, you'd kind of hope they'd do something entertaining. Maybe Charles doing the can-can around town, with Camilla following on a unicycle while singing Barry White songs.

[hellison.livejournal.com]

see, now that I wouldn't mind paying for so much, that's value for money!

[being-here.livejournal.com]

Zelda rocks. I really need to get a life

[hellison.livejournal.com]

you have a life! it just involves playing zelda a lot right now ;)