Yet another leg rant (just when you thought it was safe...)

[hellison]

Dear Ankle

You have had 15 months now. I understand being broken then screwed back together was a traumatic and upsetting experience, but I feel, and I say this in your - indeed OUR - best interests, that it is high time you GOT THE FUCK OVER IT and started actually working properly. Or indeed at all.
I don't think it is unreasonable to expect you to cope with walking the entire kilometre [1] from the train station to work AND back again. In fact, if you manage the getting there, the getting back is kind of essential.
True, this time you managed without the stabbing-pains-with-every-step you treated me to last time I attempted this foolhardy trek, however the gain there is somewhat negated by the fact that after getting home and sitting down for half an hour I have to USE THE FUCKING CRUTCH to get to the kitchen from the sofa. To find the Codine (looooovely codine). AND STILL YOU ACHE.
Stupid fucking leg. If it wasn't for the codine, you'd be for the chop.

No love,
me

If anyone wants me, I'll be sulking on the sofa, alternately staring blankly into space (yay codine!) and reading yet MORE Twilight wank . Probably just as well I didn't buy a weekly ticket.

[1] i measured it on google maps ;p

Comments

[kimkali.livejournal.com]

Whilst INNOCENTLY searching for unicorn pictures yesterday (until I remembered I had a unicorn icon stashed away) I... Google showed me this...

Best princess ever? Um...

[being-here.livejournal.com]

To my bedroom please! I shall be up there shortly

[being-here.livejournal.com]

Oh. Gods.

[kimkali.livejournal.com]

OMG I am so reading that!
OR
You could continue your epic summaries of utter utter literary-orgasmic wibblesome awsome fantasticness!!!!!!

~looks hopeful~

I am SURE writing this sort of thing helps your foot.

[kimkali.livejournal.com]

Yes yes yes but WHERE is your bedroom?
I have a little herd of mounties and they are getting a bit tired, so I should send them to their New Homes...
Srsly, you lot, where the feck are you?!
I went to Canadia, got all these Mounties, and now what?!

[kimkali.livejournal.com]

Magical

[being-here.livejournal.com]

Coventry! And don't worry. I shall groom them and care for them and exercise them every day and make sure their coats are kept glossy...

*fetches the glitter and the oil*

[being-here.livejournal.com]

Where did you find it? I need to find the story that undoubtedly goes with it

[hellison.livejournal.com]

WOES all i can see is a leetle red x :/

[being-here.livejournal.com]

Remember the birthday ponies? One of those with a tonker on its head

[mollydot.livejournal.com]

Oh Em Gee.

[kimkali.livejournal.com]

http://www.myspace.com/brettjamin

Most of the way down the page some guy named "Owen" posted it.

I... I do not know either.

[hellison.livejournal.com]

I am home now. I can see it.


I CAN'T UNSEE IT!!!!1!!!!!!

[kimkali.livejournal.com]

If it was not for needing to make sure I was not the only one who could see it, I would have sent it back from whence it came. Though I am not sure where it came from. I am however pretty sure that wherever it came from is not a place I want to be taking any sort of vacation ever.

[kimkali.livejournal.com]

Nope. It cannot be unseen. Hence NEEDING to share the having seen it. Or else it could Just Be Me who had this image in my brain, and that... well, you've had experiences of my brain, and penis-unicorns should not be allowed free and unfettered access. Not even pink smug looking ones.

I am slightly scared

[being-here.livejournal.com]

http://www.lsdudes.com/p-unicorn/

[kimkali.livejournal.com]

Thank you.

Next time there is someone to buy something for and I do not know what to get them, I shall recall the penis-unicorn (or "penicorn") thong, and well that'll be that.

[kanaalzahir.livejournal.com]

OK, with the risk of being totallt off the topic (PENIS UNICORNS) here... I take it you still have Metal Thingies in your leg? 'Cause I know for a fact that both my brother and my sister-in-law continued to have troubles after bone breakage because of Metal Thingies, and pretty much had to threaten the orthopedic surgeons with cutting the metal out themselves before they agreed to take them out in a controlled fashion. Trouble then ceased in both cases.

[hellison.livejournal.com]

Yeah, the physio did say if it still kept getting sore to go back to the surgeons, but to put it off if possible because Moar Surgery so soon isn't the best option. But i'm starting to think it might come to that, because it's getting pointless persevering for the sake of it, while not being able to acutally DO anything.

And I have no idea about the penicorns. I'm TRYING to pretend they don't exist, but it's not woking :/

[http://users.livejournal.com/_unhurt_/]

i am ALSO regretting revisiting this topic, i must say...

[hellison.livejournal.com]

could bring a WHOLE new dimension to your latest fic ;p

[http://users.livejournal.com/_unhurt_/]

I AM REFUSING TO EVEN BEGIN TO GO THERE.

ALSO? YOU ARE EVIL.

[thesme-01.livejournal.com]

how did I miss this? how did I miss this? how did I miss this? HOW DID I MISS THIS>????

[thesme-01.livejournal.com]

Billy riding Joe takes on a whole new meaning.

Uh uh uh uh



THIS HAS MADE MY DAY!!! :)

[thesme-01.livejournal.com]

hellison moaned as the penicorn thrusted


ARE SO HAPY NOW!!£"!£