Yet another leg rant (just when you thought it was safe...)

[hellison]

Dear Ankle

You have had 15 months now. I understand being broken then screwed back together was a traumatic and upsetting experience, but I feel, and I say this in your - indeed OUR - best interests, that it is high time you GOT THE FUCK OVER IT and started actually working properly. Or indeed at all.
I don't think it is unreasonable to expect you to cope with walking the entire kilometre [1] from the train station to work AND back again. In fact, if you manage the getting there, the getting back is kind of essential.
True, this time you managed without the stabbing-pains-with-every-step you treated me to last time I attempted this foolhardy trek, however the gain there is somewhat negated by the fact that after getting home and sitting down for half an hour I have to USE THE FUCKING CRUTCH to get to the kitchen from the sofa. To find the Codine (looooovely codine). AND STILL YOU ACHE.
Stupid fucking leg. If it wasn't for the codine, you'd be for the chop.

No love,
me

If anyone wants me, I'll be sulking on the sofa, alternately staring blankly into space (yay codine!) and reading yet MORE Twilight wank . Probably just as well I didn't buy a weekly ticket.

[1] i measured it on google maps ;p

Comments

[http://users.livejournal.com/_unhurt_/]

leg situation is indeed v. sucky. however you still made me laugh with your Impassioned Prose. esp:

Stupid fucking leg. If it wasn't for the codine, you'd be for the chop.


new rule of the universe seems to be: there is ALWAYS twilight wank.


p.s. do you think j will let me share his leaving do for birthday drinking purposes?


eta: [1] i measured it on google maps ;p

ha! did you think some of us might dispute you?

[kimkali.livejournal.com]

Okay so what IS Twightlight? I know it is a book, and I think there are vampires in it, but that is all I know. Other than people seem to be wanking, in various ways, over it.

My foot throbbed on the plane. As did my skull in several places. Why cannae things just HEAL?!? Attention seeking body parts! They get fondled by nurses once and that is all they ever want to do!

Your prose IS beautiful.

[being-here.livejournal.com]

Cock! etc

I am too tired to think. Or talk. Also I didn't want you to time the silences. You're mean like that.

I want to be a princess now. Or a unicorn.

[kanaalzahir.livejournal.com]

OK, with the risk of being totallt off the topic (PENIS UNICORNS) here... I take it you still have Metal Thingies in your leg? 'Cause I know for a fact that both my brother and my sister-in-law continued to have troubles after bone breakage because of Metal Thingies, and pretty much had to threaten the orthopedic surgeons with cutting the metal out themselves before they agreed to take them out in a controlled fashion. Trouble then ceased in both cases.