memememme

[hellison]

Because I haven't had time yet to do the post I had planned ...

Stolen from kelemvor, malvino and thesme ;p

"If you saw ME in a police car, what would you think I got arrested for? Post this in your own journal after replying and see what crimes are you accused of."

Comments

[tiny-eri.livejournal.com]

Breaking into the Thatchers Brewery and swimming in the vats of Katy.

[malvino.livejournal.com]

You stole my reply!

[hellison.livejournal.com]

It is possible I might commit NON cider-related crime you know!

[malvino.livejournal.com]

pfffft.

[hellison.livejournal.com]

bah ;p

[tiny-eri.livejournal.com]

Possible, but bloody unlikely.

[kelemvor.livejournal.com]

Mainlining an entire export order of Magners, and then careening across Belfast on a stolen horse before hoof-raiding Thornton's and then demanding onion rings with Manaces from the local chippy. Followed by taunting nuns with the booty from Thornton's.

have I missed anything out?

[hellison.livejournal.com]

Probably thatchers rather than Mangners but either way, now I have a pretty good idea what I'll be doing Friday night!

[adelpha.livejournal.com]

Ooh, drive-by nunning

[being-here.livejournal.com]

They looked under your bed...

[adelpha.livejournal.com]

They would have to get past the lurking puma first, though.

[hellison.livejournal.com]

There is NOTHING under my bed!

[kelemvor.livejournal.com]

Really? It levitates over a vacuum?

*Runs away*

[hellison.livejournal.com]

OK OK
There is NOTHING BUT FLOOR under my bed!!

[adelpha.livejournal.com]

And the living room.

[jin-shei.livejournal.com]

Drunk, Disorderly and Lewd behaviour!

[hellison.livejournal.com]

MOI? Surely not!

[moxy-bounce.livejournal.com]

Crustaphilia

[hellison.livejournal.com]

I'm not even sure what that is!

[tiny-eri.livejournal.com]

I think it involves Mr Pinchy.

[hieronymousmosh.livejournal.com]

Public Indecency and Hoffery!

[sleetersoulfire.livejournal.com]

I endorse this message.

Hellison, you are charged with 27 counts of Random Acts of Hoffery, how do you plead?

[hellison.livejournal.com]

I do not commit HOffery, Hoffery is perpetrated AGAINST me. I am the VICTIM here!

[mollydot.livejournal.com]

vandalism. For stealing the jaws off halloween skulls and skellingtons.

[hellison.livejournal.com]

That one is actually quite probable ;p

[caramel-betty.livejournal.com]

Suffocating Thesme with a squid.

[hellison.livejournal.com]

That... should really not sound nearly as kinky as it does ;p

[thesme-01.livejournal.com]

YOU


I am very frightened now.

VERY. GO AWAY. GO AWAY.

[hellison.livejournal.com]

Wait til you see the next post ;p

(you'd lvoe it, you know you would!)

[thesme-01.livejournal.com]

MISREPRESENTING MY MORALITY.

[hellison.livejournal.com]

I'm not sure that's a crime as such...