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hellison ([personal profile] hellison) wrote2008-11-13 04:17 pm
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Because I haven't had time yet to do the post I had planned ...

Stolen from kelemvor, malvino and thesme ;p

"If you saw ME in a police car, what would you think I got arrested for? Post this in your own journal after replying and see what crimes are you accused of."
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[identity profile] tiny-eri.livejournal.com 2008-11-13 04:21 pm (UTC)(link)
Breaking into the Thatchers Brewery and swimming in the vats of Katy.

[identity profile] hellison.livejournal.com 2008-11-13 07:35 pm (UTC)(link)
It is possible I might commit NON cider-related crime you know!

[identity profile] hellison.livejournal.com 2008-11-13 07:54 pm (UTC)(link)
bah ;p

[identity profile] tiny-eri.livejournal.com 2008-11-13 08:52 pm (UTC)(link)
Possible, but bloody unlikely.

[identity profile] kelemvor.livejournal.com 2008-11-13 04:42 pm (UTC)(link)
Mainlining an entire export order of Magners, and then careening across Belfast on a stolen horse before hoof-raiding Thornton's and then demanding onion rings with Manaces from the local chippy. Followed by taunting nuns with the booty from Thornton's.

have I missed anything out?

[identity profile] hellison.livejournal.com 2008-11-13 04:48 pm (UTC)(link)
Probably thatchers rather than Mangners but either way, now I have a pretty good idea what I'll be doing Friday night!

[identity profile] adelpha.livejournal.com 2008-11-13 04:59 pm (UTC)(link)
Ooh, drive-by nunning

[identity profile] being-here.livejournal.com 2008-11-13 05:04 pm (UTC)(link)
They looked under your bed...

[identity profile] adelpha.livejournal.com 2008-11-13 05:07 pm (UTC)(link)
They would have to get past the lurking puma first, though.

[identity profile] hellison.livejournal.com 2008-11-13 05:08 pm (UTC)(link)
There is NOTHING under my bed!

[identity profile] kelemvor.livejournal.com 2008-11-13 05:19 pm (UTC)(link)
Really? It levitates over a vacuum?

*Runs away*

[identity profile] hellison.livejournal.com 2008-11-13 05:39 pm (UTC)(link)
OK OK
There is NOTHING BUT FLOOR under my bed!!

[identity profile] adelpha.livejournal.com 2008-11-14 12:00 am (UTC)(link)
And the living room.

[identity profile] jin-shei.livejournal.com 2008-11-13 06:40 pm (UTC)(link)
Drunk, Disorderly and Lewd behaviour!

[identity profile] hellison.livejournal.com 2008-11-13 07:35 pm (UTC)(link)
MOI? Surely not!

[identity profile] moxy-bounce.livejournal.com 2008-11-13 07:47 pm (UTC)(link)
Crustaphilia

[identity profile] hellison.livejournal.com 2008-11-13 08:02 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm not even sure what that is!

[identity profile] tiny-eri.livejournal.com 2008-11-13 08:53 pm (UTC)(link)
I think it involves Mr Pinchy.

[identity profile] hieronymousmosh.livejournal.com 2008-11-13 08:03 pm (UTC)(link)
Public Indecency and Hoffery!

[identity profile] sleetersoulfire.livejournal.com 2008-11-14 12:06 am (UTC)(link)
I endorse this message.

Hellison, you are charged with 27 counts of Random Acts of Hoffery, how do you plead?

[identity profile] hellison.livejournal.com 2008-11-14 02:17 am (UTC)(link)
I do not commit HOffery, Hoffery is perpetrated AGAINST me. I am the VICTIM here!

[identity profile] mollydot.livejournal.com 2008-11-13 11:03 pm (UTC)(link)
vandalism. For stealing the jaws off halloween skulls and skellingtons.

[identity profile] hellison.livejournal.com 2008-11-14 02:17 am (UTC)(link)
That one is actually quite probable ;p

[identity profile] caramel-betty.livejournal.com 2008-11-14 07:17 am (UTC)(link)
Suffocating Thesme with a squid.

[identity profile] hellison.livejournal.com 2008-11-14 10:21 am (UTC)(link)
That... should really not sound nearly as kinky as it does ;p

[identity profile] thesme-01.livejournal.com 2008-11-14 10:34 am (UTC)(link)
YOU


I am very frightened now.

VERY. GO AWAY. GO AWAY.

[identity profile] hellison.livejournal.com 2008-11-14 10:38 am (UTC)(link)
Wait til you see the next post ;p

(you'd lvoe it, you know you would!)

[identity profile] thesme-01.livejournal.com 2008-11-14 10:33 am (UTC)(link)
MISREPRESENTING MY MORALITY.

[identity profile] hellison.livejournal.com 2008-11-14 10:37 am (UTC)(link)
I'm not sure that's a crime as such...
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