Meme me up scotty!

[hellison]

MOAR DISTRACTION! Tho have been better at resisting all the news reports etc today (caught it on the local news last and ... gnah. Horrific.)

So. MEME. Nicked from jin_shei


If you read this, if your eyes are passing over this right now, (even if we don't speak often or ever) please post a comment with a COMPLETELY MADE UP AND FICTIONAL memory of you and me.

It can be anything you want - good or bad - BUT IT HAS TO BE FAKE.

When you're finished, post this little paragraph in your LJ and see what your friends come up with.

Comments

[thipe.livejournal.com]

A refined and eloquent conversation about current affairs, the state of the economy, and suchlike over afternoon tea at the Ritz. With no cider.

[hellison.livejournal.com]

Ah yes, I remember it well...

(it COULD happen you know. It COULD.)

[thipe.livejournal.com]

Next time you are in Lahn-dahn!

I shall wear my top hat and tails, as befits a gentleman of my standing!

[hellison.livejournal.com]

And I shall dress, as I always do, with understated yet exquisite elegance!

[jin-shei.livejournal.com]

That night on the beach in Barbados! Dancing the night away with the coconut drinks, and you wearing the little coconut bikini!

Also, for distraction I provide a list of webcomics.. http://sites.google.com/site/sawherry/useful-links

[hellison.livejournal.com]

little? that's definitely fake then ;p

does sound like a good night tho! ta for the links

[jin-shei.livejournal.com]

They were very revealing coconuts. You nearly took someone's eye out with them. Perhaps he shouldn't have had it so close...

[hellison.livejournal.com]

The HORROR!

[tiquetoque.livejournal.com]

That time I stayed at your place that we _didn't_ have hot passionate messy moist sex.

[hellison.livejournal.com]

WHICH WOULD BE EVERY TIME THIS IS MEANT TO BE FAKE YOU KNOW

*hates*

[http://users.livejournal.com/_unhurt_/]

AND you didn't post it on the internet afterwards!

[adelpha.livejournal.com]

Ahh, now we know the real reason for the (wipe-clean) granite worktops!

[hellison.livejournal.com]

OI!

*sobs*

[lazy-hoor.livejournal.com]

Remember that time you came to Dublin and me you, thesme_01 and Mr Pinchy had hot, sticky and fishy sex0r? And you were in a really sexy sea urchin costume and I was a reverse mermaid (fish head, woman's bottom)?

Oh, sorry, you said made up and fictional...

[hellison.livejournal.com]

...

lawks ;p

(you people are all SICK in the head!)

[lazy-hoor.livejournal.com]

Don't pretend it didn't happen! I have the Polaroids!

[hellison.livejournal.com]

Oh really? I shall be in Dublin on friday, I will look forward to seeing them!

[http://users.livejournal.com/_unhurt_/]

i like how you are only working this out NOW!

[doccy.livejournal.com]

I remember when we claimed the entire of Belgium as our misshapen daughter. It was a Thing.

[hellison.livejournal.com]

Ah, Lumpy. Such fond memories...

[doccy.livejournal.com]

Fond memories indeed! I still remember her first steps... Do you still have the photos? Or did you sell them to scientists again?

[hellison.livejournal.com]

Well, yes. But I kept the negatives! I *always* keep the negatives.

[mollydot.livejournal.com]

you're a brave woman.

[lazy-hoor.livejournal.com]

Hell yeah. You can bet your ass I'm not putting this on my LJ!

[hellison.livejournal.com]

Rofl ;p

I am a bored woman, in very dire need of distractions. And it *is* working...

[failing-angel.livejournal.com]

Why it would have to be that time in the belltower, taking turns with the rifle. Not to mention that mad dash across the rooftops after.

[hellison.livejournal.com]

ahh good times, good times. You were a much better shot than me then I fear. Perhaps a rematch is in order...

[failing-angel.livejournal.com]

I'll try and remember the bullets this time.

[hellison.livejournal.com]

And I'll pack better disguises. Cerise really isn't your colour...

[failing-angel.livejournal.com]

And no miniskirts - I could barely run.

[being-here.livejournal.com]

Do you remember that night or refined sophistication? Surrounded by the harem? Sipping sherbet and watching them perform in a manly, yet oiled way for us?

[hellison.livejournal.com]

A night I will NEVER forget. One of oh so many...

[thesme-01.livejournal.com]

Do you remember when we first met? At Sunday Service in the Church of Ireland Centre? It was a beautiful morning, the presence of Jesus was palpable amongst us. I noticed you when you started speaking in tongues, it was such a powerful moment. We got chatting over hot-dogs in the Oasis cafe

*stares into space*