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hellison ([personal profile] hellison) wrote2008-11-25 12:43 pm
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Meme me up scotty!

MOAR DISTRACTION! Tho have been better at resisting all the news reports etc today (caught it on the local news last and ... gnah. Horrific.)

So. MEME. Nicked from [livejournal.com profile] jin_shei


If you read this, if your eyes are passing over this right now, (even if we don't speak often or ever) please post a comment with a COMPLETELY MADE UP AND FICTIONAL memory of you and me.

It can be anything you want - good or bad - BUT IT HAS TO BE FAKE.


When you're finished, post this little paragraph in your LJ and see what your friends come up with.

[identity profile] thipe.livejournal.com 2008-11-25 12:59 pm (UTC)(link)
A refined and eloquent conversation about current affairs, the state of the economy, and suchlike over afternoon tea at the Ritz. With no cider.

[identity profile] hellison.livejournal.com 2008-11-25 01:34 pm (UTC)(link)
Ah yes, I remember it well...

(it COULD happen you know. It COULD.)

[identity profile] thipe.livejournal.com 2008-11-25 02:56 pm (UTC)(link)
Next time you are in Lahn-dahn!

I shall wear my top hat and tails, as befits a gentleman of my standing!

[identity profile] hellison.livejournal.com 2008-11-25 03:21 pm (UTC)(link)
And I shall dress, as I always do, with understated yet exquisite elegance!

[identity profile] jin-shei.livejournal.com 2008-11-25 01:31 pm (UTC)(link)
That night on the beach in Barbados! Dancing the night away with the coconut drinks, and you wearing the little coconut bikini!

Also, for distraction I provide a list of webcomics.. http://sites.google.com/site/sawherry/useful-links
Edited 2008-11-25 13:32 (UTC)

[identity profile] hellison.livejournal.com 2008-11-25 01:35 pm (UTC)(link)
little? that's definitely fake then ;p

does sound like a good night tho! ta for the links

[identity profile] jin-shei.livejournal.com 2008-11-25 01:45 pm (UTC)(link)
They were very revealing coconuts. You nearly took someone's eye out with them. Perhaps he shouldn't have had it so close...

[identity profile] hellison.livejournal.com 2008-11-25 03:21 pm (UTC)(link)
The HORROR!

[identity profile] tiquetoque.livejournal.com 2008-11-25 02:01 pm (UTC)(link)
That time I stayed at your place that we _didn't_ have hot passionate messy moist sex.

[identity profile] hellison.livejournal.com 2008-11-25 02:18 pm (UTC)(link)
WHICH WOULD BE EVERY TIME THIS IS MEANT TO BE FAKE YOU KNOW

*hates*

[identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/_unhurt_/ 2008-11-25 02:31 pm (UTC)(link)
AND you didn't post it on the internet afterwards!

[identity profile] adelpha.livejournal.com 2008-11-25 02:51 pm (UTC)(link)
Ahh, now we know the real reason for the (wipe-clean) granite worktops!

[identity profile] hellison.livejournal.com 2008-11-25 03:23 pm (UTC)(link)
OI!

*sobs*

[identity profile] lazy-hoor.livejournal.com 2008-11-25 03:18 pm (UTC)(link)
Remember that time you came to Dublin and me you, thesme_01 and Mr Pinchy had hot, sticky and fishy sex0r? And you were in a really sexy sea urchin costume and I was a reverse mermaid (fish head, woman's bottom)?

Oh, sorry, you said made up and fictional...

[identity profile] hellison.livejournal.com 2008-11-25 03:23 pm (UTC)(link)
...

lawks ;p

(you people are all SICK in the head!)

[identity profile] lazy-hoor.livejournal.com 2008-11-25 04:52 pm (UTC)(link)
Don't pretend it didn't happen! I have the Polaroids!

[identity profile] hellison.livejournal.com 2008-11-25 04:59 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh really? I shall be in Dublin on friday, I will look forward to seeing them!

[identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/_unhurt_/ 2008-11-25 10:41 pm (UTC)(link)
i like how you are only working this out NOW!

[identity profile] doccy.livejournal.com 2008-11-25 03:44 pm (UTC)(link)
I remember when we claimed the entire of Belgium as our misshapen daughter. It was a Thing.

[identity profile] hellison.livejournal.com 2008-11-25 04:06 pm (UTC)(link)
Ah, Lumpy. Such fond memories...

[identity profile] doccy.livejournal.com 2008-11-25 05:59 pm (UTC)(link)
Fond memories indeed! I still remember her first steps... Do you still have the photos? Or did you sell them to scientists again?

[identity profile] hellison.livejournal.com 2008-11-25 11:16 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, yes. But I kept the negatives! I *always* keep the negatives.

[identity profile] mollydot.livejournal.com 2008-11-25 04:47 pm (UTC)(link)
you're a brave woman.

[identity profile] lazy-hoor.livejournal.com 2008-11-25 04:53 pm (UTC)(link)
Hell yeah. You can bet your ass I'm not putting this on my LJ!

[identity profile] hellison.livejournal.com 2008-11-25 04:59 pm (UTC)(link)
Rofl ;p

I am a bored woman, in very dire need of distractions. And it *is* working...

[identity profile] failing-angel.livejournal.com 2008-11-25 09:29 pm (UTC)(link)
Why it would have to be that time in the belltower, taking turns with the rifle. Not to mention that mad dash across the rooftops after.

[identity profile] hellison.livejournal.com 2008-11-25 11:08 pm (UTC)(link)
ahh good times, good times. You were a much better shot than me then I fear. Perhaps a rematch is in order...
Edited 2008-11-25 23:10 (UTC)

[identity profile] failing-angel.livejournal.com 2008-11-26 12:04 am (UTC)(link)
I'll try and remember the bullets this time.

[identity profile] hellison.livejournal.com 2008-11-26 10:30 am (UTC)(link)
And I'll pack better disguises. Cerise really isn't your colour...

[identity profile] failing-angel.livejournal.com 2008-11-27 10:32 pm (UTC)(link)
And no miniskirts - I could barely run.

[identity profile] being-here.livejournal.com 2008-11-26 07:29 am (UTC)(link)
Do you remember that night or refined sophistication? Surrounded by the harem? Sipping sherbet and watching them perform in a manly, yet oiled way for us?

[identity profile] hellison.livejournal.com 2008-11-26 10:32 am (UTC)(link)
A night I will NEVER forget. One of oh so many...

[identity profile] thesme-01.livejournal.com 2008-11-26 12:48 pm (UTC)(link)
Do you remember when we first met? At Sunday Service in the Church of Ireland Centre? It was a beautiful morning, the presence of Jesus was palpable amongst us. I noticed you when you started speaking in tongues, it was such a powerful moment. We got chatting over hot-dogs in the Oasis cafe

*stares into space*