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[hellison]

I had planned to do a long and exciting post about my weekend, but since the most exciting things that happened this weekend were... buying a new hoover (it is a dyson!) and finding my driving license while cleaning out under the sofa, I figured a meme might be better.

So, nabbed from failing_angel

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Hellison!

1. About 100 people choke to death on hellison each year!
2. Hellison is the sacred animal of Thailand.
3. Olympic badminton rules say that hellison must have exactly fourteen feathers.
4. Hellison cannot burp - there is no gravity to separate liquid from gas in her stomach!
5. While performing her duties as queen, Cleopatra sometimes dressed up as hellison!
6. Two grams of hellison provide enough energy to power a television for over twenty-three hours.
7. More than one million stray dogs and half a million stray cats live in hellison.
8. There is actually no danger in swimming right after you eat hellison, though it may feel uncomfortable.
9. Half a cup of hellison contains only seventeen calories.
10. Owls cannot move their eyes, because their eyeballs are shaped like hellison!

I am interested in - do tell me aboutherhimitthem

No. 5 is entirely true. I haven't really tested most of the others, tho 7 seems unlikely...

Tonight, I have a thesme_01 coming to stay, which will be Great ;)

Comments

[thipe.livejournal.com]

Maybe the dogs and cats live in the gravityless void of your stomach?

[hellison.livejournal.com]

possibly... also, 1 and 8 seem a bit incompatible, tho maybe it's ok to swim if you're not choking?

[thipe.livejournal.com]

Maybe 8 means you're effectively a floation aid when eaten?

Hrm, if swallowed swells up like a sponge allowing you to float effectively while swelling BUT causing you to choke if it gets caught in your throat

[hellison.livejournal.com]

so, i'm ... made of sponge? it's raining out! this can't bode well.

So you'll be retiring to Thailand then?

[failing-angel.livejournal.com]

I'm guessing that Cleopatra often wore over 14 feathers then.

Still, hurrah for a gravity-free stomach

Re: So you'll be retiring to Thailand then?

[hellison.livejournal.com]

She usually wore less actually, she added some when playing Hellison ;p

And yes. tho, it doesn't *look* gravity free. tho p'raps that's cos of all the cats and dogs...

Re: So you'll be retiring to Thailand then?

[failing-angel.livejournal.com]

Do you need dice to play Hellison?
Or is it a plectrum?


tho p'raps that's cos of all the cats and dogs...
So the next time you have kittens...