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[hellison]

I had planned to do a long and exciting post about my weekend, but since the most exciting things that happened this weekend were... buying a new hoover (it is a dyson!) and finding my driving license while cleaning out under the sofa, I figured a meme might be better.

So, nabbed from failing_angel

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Hellison!

1. About 100 people choke to death on hellison each year!
2. Hellison is the sacred animal of Thailand.
3. Olympic badminton rules say that hellison must have exactly fourteen feathers.
4. Hellison cannot burp - there is no gravity to separate liquid from gas in her stomach!
5. While performing her duties as queen, Cleopatra sometimes dressed up as hellison!
6. Two grams of hellison provide enough energy to power a television for over twenty-three hours.
7. More than one million stray dogs and half a million stray cats live in hellison.
8. There is actually no danger in swimming right after you eat hellison, though it may feel uncomfortable.
9. Half a cup of hellison contains only seventeen calories.
10. Owls cannot move their eyes, because their eyeballs are shaped like hellison!

I am interested in - do tell me aboutherhimitthem

No. 5 is entirely true. I haven't really tested most of the others, tho 7 seems unlikely...

Tonight, I have a thesme_01 coming to stay, which will be Great ;)

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[hellison.livejournal.com]

so, i'm ... made of sponge? it's raining out! this can't bode well.