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Today, I have been mostly hungover. This is mostly like related to the fact that [livejournal.com profile] thesme_01 came to visit last night, after working in Norn Iron for the day.

She brought me a very Interesting and Fascinating book for my birthday - The Wonder of Unicorns

Apparently, unicorns are beings from the seventh dimension that have evolved from reincarnated horses and are on the same level as angels. They are fans of Nelson Mandela, Bob Geldof and Supernanny.
We took turns in reading from the Exciting Book, which was going quite well, until we got to this part -

"The light of a unicorn is so powerful that it enters people gradually, in waves, only ever as much as an individual can cope with at any time."

After that, it all started going a bit wrong. Especially when one of the Visualisation Exercises instructed us to stroke our unicorn while "looking into its eye." Note, not *eyes*. Eye. That and the 'flame of love' that entered you from teh unicorn led us down what was probably a Wrong Path (possibly, as the book warned, we had scared off the unicorn and a lesser entity had slid into the void it left behind).

We persevered however, and made Unicorn Humming Balls for each other. That also went a bit wrong tho, as themse refused to let me throw the lovely Unicorn Humming Ball I'd created for her up thesmington valley :/

Then we had fizzy wine and Deep Conversations and sang songs and stuff. And went to bed slightly later than planned. All in all, a very fine evening.
I do recommend you check out the book, you can get a flavour of it on teh 'look inside' bit on amazon. Do try...

Date: 2009-04-07 03:22 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lazy-hoor.livejournal.com
OMG - white feathers are a sign a unicorn has come for me! And I thought the cats were bringing them to me?!

So, uh, unicorns - thesme's new sex thing is it?

Oh and I thought of you on Friday! I was buying booze in Asda and they had Katy. I'd never seen it before and was shocked to see how strong it is! No wonder you're a bit mental! ;p

Date: 2009-04-07 03:26 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hellison.livejournal.com
heh yes, teh cider of joy is v. strong indeed, possibly why it has just wonderful mindwiping powers ;p

The unicorns also help cats defend your house from ghosts, so they could be out there, prancing!

Date: 2009-04-07 08:06 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/_unhurt_/
So, uh, unicorns - thesme's new sex thing is it?

i thought jellyfish were her new sex thing?

we saw MANY JELLIES at the new england aquarium. i thought of her.

Date: 2009-04-08 09:58 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hellison.livejournal.com
It's hard to keep track really ;p

Date: 2009-04-07 07:36 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] failing-angel.livejournal.com
"The light of a unicorn is so powerful that it enters people gradually, in waves, only ever as much as an individual can cope with at any time."
After that?!?
I haven't looked (and refuse to) but I'm assuming this is American.

I think I shall stay away from this - not wanting to risk a lesser entity entering my void...

Date: 2009-04-08 08:06 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hellison.livejournal.com
we did worry about the lesser enteties sliding in too (she acutally SAYS sliding), but figured the unicorns and angels would protect us!

(or that it was a big pile of hilarious bollocks, one or the other ;p)

And i think she's actually in the UK. So look out for her seminars, and schools!
Edited Date: 2009-04-08 08:07 am (UTC)

Date: 2009-04-08 09:28 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] failing-angel.livejournal.com
or that it was a big pile of hilarious bollocks
Must. Resist. Obvious gag...

Date: 2009-04-07 08:05 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/_unhurt_/
best book ever, by the sound of it. and a very Spiritual Evening to boot!

p.s. please bring book next time are in pub!

Date: 2009-04-08 08:07 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hellison.livejournal.com
Will have to do so. It is so very funny. And Wrong. And full of so very much WTF

Date: 2009-04-08 02:06 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hieronymousmosh.livejournal.com
Unicorn. Humming. Balls. Those are possibly the best three words I've read today.

Date: 2009-04-08 08:08 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hellison.livejournal.com
Excellent !I am just about to post the instructions for making your own! Enjoy ;)

Date: 2009-04-08 06:55 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] being-here.livejournal.com
Diana Cooper is dead serious btw. I've talked to her a few times and 'loon' is a mild way of expressing it.

Date: 2009-04-08 08:09 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hellison.livejournal.com
OMG, really? We were falling on the side of 'writing any old bollocks to make money off the gullible'. She actually BELIEVES all that shit?

Wow.

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