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Moar Mystery Post!

Remember the Interesting and, well, insane Unicorn Book

thesme_01 very kindly bought me for your birthday? With the glowing and the horns and the unicorn humming balls. Good times eh?

Well, in today's Mystery Post some Kind and Thoughtful Soul has sent me... Magical Unicorn Oracle Cards! ANd really, I am not making that name up. They are genuinely called Magical Unicorn Oracle Cards

Each one has a lovely picture of a unicorn, often with added cat, and a lovely message to Help You Out and Guide You. We tried them out in work today and they are quite impressive in their accuracy - my favourite was when a coworker asked 'will i get home safely?' and teh cards answered...
"You'll find out in the morning".

Genius eh? SO! Obviously they cards must be put to use! Ask me your question and I will Consult the Cards and report back! Or, just ask for Guidance and the Cards Will Provide!

Oh and there was also a lovely card ;) Thank you Mystery Poster!

ETA

I have decide to Consult the Cards myself to see if they can give me a hint as to who sent them...
According to the book, while shuffling one should wait for the unicorns to tell you how many cards to pick. They told me TWO.

So...

Card 1. TRY SOMETHING NEW - "You'll only know that you can do something if you try!"

so. Telling me perhaps it is a NEW mystery poster sending these things? or that is just time to try new things! like using the power of UNICORNS to GUIDE Everyone. This one has a picture of a unicorn swimming/surfing with a killer whale and a dolphin...

and

Card 2. WISH UPON A STAR - "Make a wish and expect the very best"
I could never have wished for something as great as this! And yet here it is! Hurrah!

I shall consult the Accompanying Book for further revelations I think. No actual name yet tho ;p

Today, I have been mostly hungover. This is mostly like related to the fact that

thesme_01 came to visit last night, after working in Norn Iron for the day.

She brought me a very Interesting and Fascinating book for my birthday - The Wonder of Unicorns

Apparently, unicorns are beings from the seventh dimension that have evolved from reincarnated horses and are on the same level as angels. They are fans of Nelson Mandela, Bob Geldof and Supernanny.
We took turns in reading from the Exciting Book, which was going quite well, until we got to this part -

"The light of a unicorn is so powerful that it enters people gradually, in waves, only ever as much as an individual can cope with at any time."

After that, it all started going a bit wrong. Especially when one of the Visualisation Exercises instructed us to stroke our unicorn while "looking into its eye." Note, not *eyes*. Eye. That and the 'flame of love' that entered you from teh unicorn led us down what was probably a Wrong Path (possibly, as the book warned, we had scared off the unicorn and a lesser entity had slid into the void it left behind).

We persevered however, and made Unicorn Humming Balls for each other. That also went a bit wrong tho, as themse refused to let me throw the lovely Unicorn Humming Ball I'd created for her up thesmington valley :/

Then we had fizzy wine and Deep Conversations and sang songs and stuff. And went to bed slightly later than planned. All in all, a very fine evening.
I do recommend you check out the book, you can get a flavour of it on teh 'look inside' bit on amazon. Do try...

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