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[hellison]

Happy Birthday to ms lazy_hoor

Perhaps you would like to select something from this range of delights?

(the last one may not be *entirely* suitable for work)


Ooh also, it is Ireland's first National Potato Day today (the things you learn listening to Today FM)

What a momentous day all round!

Comments

[lazy-hoor.livejournal.com]

I can't decide which one I want!

The last one is kind of scary!

National Potato Day on my birthday! How awesome!

[hellison.livejournal.com]

They are all very special. The all in one orange number is particularly appealing I think!!

You could get the last one for Mr Hoor?


and potato day! Chips all round!!

[lazy-hoor.livejournal.com]

I could get that for Mr Hoor, I will wear the orange one. So snuggly!

I'm having steak tonight, so yes, chips all round!

[hellison.livejournal.com]

the long winter nights will just FLY by at Casa Hoor

and think of all the fun you'll have with the cats' claws getting stuck in it all time ;p

[lazy-hoor.livejournal.com]

Ooh that's a worry. Don't want attached cats when havig snuggly sexytime.

[hellison.livejournal.com]

Very much not!

I fear Lana is now JUDGING you



(can you tell I am bored today. Also, should get dressed ;p)

[lazy-hoor.livejournal.com]

Naaaaaaaaaaaaw! So cute! (I still wouldn't have sexytime with you while Lana's attached to your wooly outfut though)

[hellison.livejournal.com]

Heh, she is HELPING me with the proofread ;p

And I think she might object quite strongly to attempts at sexytime while attached!

[lazy-hoor.livejournal.com]

I love when cats HELP.

I bet if I used my new catnip body scrub she'd find me very alluring.

[hellison.livejournal.com]

catnip body scrub?? That sounds... adventurous ;p

[lazy-hoor.livejournal.com]

I figure it would emliminate the need for clothes altogether! I could just go out clad in the bodies of ecstatic cats!

[thipe.livejournal.com]

How would they attach? Velcro he-man style harness?

(this incidentally is giving me IDEAS for ART)

[lazy-hoor.livejournal.com]

Er, static, I reckon.

[lazy-hoor.livejournal.com]

Or I could just invest in one garment - a simple yet attractive fleece.

[thipe.livejournal.com]

Stylish and full of cats.

Though it lacks the sex appeal of the CATKINI

(also clawing to delicate areas)

[hellison.livejournal.com]

It would certainly liven up cycling trips!

[lazy-hoor.livejournal.com]

That's a most delightful image to put into the minds of your readers! :D

[hellison.livejournal.com]

Well once it was in my mind, I just HAD to share ;p

[hellison.livejournal.com]

Also, I have ARTED it ;p