Fact for the Day

[hellison]

According to the very instructive and educational How Animals Have Sex" book, which I bought for thipe but now covet for myself, Male Weevils have a penis so... spikey and nasty that each mating significantly reduces the lifespan of the female.


Which probably explains why they prefer Canadians. And Wingnut.

ION you people have DESTROYED my mind. Was just having perfectly normal and unwrong conversation with cow-orkers about new star trek movie. Someone mentioned Christian Bale being it.
I TRIED to enquire if he was to play Young Kirk.
It came out 'So will he be Cock then?'.
*sobs*

Comments

[thesme-01.livejournal.com]

According to tardington, he's more into the lobsters. And sea captains.

I received the following text from him this morning:

The legend of Hughstoke - a man raised by wild lobsters and tamed by the love of the grizzled sea captain whose nets have caught his heart....

[hellison.livejournal.com]

ROFL, Hugh, lord of the sea?

Also, hur hur hur hughSTROKE

[tardington.livejournal.com]

I'm not sure ow practical being raised by Lobster is, to be honest...

But when Captain Callum spilled out the net onto the deck of the HMS Hoff, his heart was smitten by the fishy figure that rose up resplendant from the cascade of langoustines, shrimps and prawns. His eyes zoomed in on the heaving crotch - a hundred happy crabs desporting in the Maritime Erogenous Zone!

[thesme-01.livejournal.com]

*faints*