Please, give me something!

[hellison]

Hurrah for sunny fridays! And it's all quiet here, everyone is off to some lone worker safety meeting, leaving me, well, alone. Which possibly means I should be AT the meeting...

ANYWAY. Live in general is quiet, and I am lacking in inspiration for things to post about, and bored of memes. Since you are the ones that have to read this therefore, you can pick.
What would you like to read about today [1]?
To paraphrase Buffy (after watching One More With Feeling recently), give me something to write about!


[1] themes must not include hoff/shatner/lobsters/porn of any kind

Ok. For littlebluefish skulls with jawbones attached
Ah yes. Mandible Moments. Everyone has these - something on tv/film that you just KNOW is wrong and is so blatently wrong it makes you SCREAM at the screen. My sister gets it over chemical things. thesme_01 often gets it over Medical Predicaments.
For me, obviously it's mostly when they get Olden Days Things wrong, but my biggest bugbears are Skeletons That Stay Magically Somehow CONNECTED when there is NO CONNECTING TISSUE LEFT AND IT'S JUST ALL BONES AND THE LOWER JAW FALLS OFF *takes a deep breath*
Intact hands/feet annoy, also ribcages. Skulls are the worst tho. THE JAWS FALL OFF THERE IS NOTHING TO KEEP THEM ON.

This also extends to things off screen. Like the poor chubby Goth we encountered when out with friends of kyrptykfysh, who had a cane with a skull on top. With a lower jaw. He got a bit of a lecture. I may have been a bit drunk at the time.

for srip what oopmaloomps get up to in the dark
(perhaps I should cut these?)

Hmm. Interesting. Sleep possibly? Lurk certainly. Watch players doing teh netsex0r while invisible? Who knows WHAT liaisons get up in their own time (note, mud in-joke there)? Other than perhaps tiquetoque and i REALLY don't want to know what he gets up to in the dark...

for shambelina SMELL THE PONY
Yes. There are few things as disconcerting, I discovered recently, as a room full of people chantning "Sniff the pony, SNIFF THE PONY" at you.
So I did, and it didn't really smell of strawberries as advertised.
Must find the photo of the Ponies Of Wrong for posting.
I did get some VERY special birthday presents...

Comments

[jin-shei.livejournal.com]

God,you take all the fun away from the question.

Skulls with jawbones still attached!

[hellison.livejournal.com]

heh, i started out all calm and reasonable and then the RAGE took over. RAAAGE.

[jin-shei.livejournal.com]

Poor chubby goth boy :( And his cheeks were so pink.

[hellison.livejournal.com]

And with that lovely look of terror and 'get the crazy drunk lady away from me now plz'

[jin-shei.livejournal.com]

I still wish we'd told the girl GET A BRA, STOP WEARING CLOTHES LIKE THAT, PUT YOUR HAIR DOWN

[hellison.livejournal.com]

oops, i forgot the closed spaces bit. Panic possibly? If they're claustraphobic ;p

[gnillot.livejournal.com]

I suddenly get a sudden urge to change my surname on the MUD. Being "Gnillot in the Darrke" isn't at all as appealing after what you just wrote up there :(

[hellison.livejournal.com]

Dare I ask what you DO get up to in the dark? Other than whistling, of course ;p

[gnillot.livejournal.com]

My usual pre-titles are "Whistling", "Just Ask" and "Hiding", depending on how cheeful I'm feeling.

As for what i actually do in the dark: I'm afraid I can't tell you as it is a Liaison SEKRET :p

[shambelina.livejournal.com]

SMELL THE PONY!!!!

And I want to know what My Little Midget has been up to plz ;)

[hellison.livejournal.com]

So far he's mostly sat in his box on top of the fridge. I have to clear a Special Place for him to live in . tho he should really have adventures of some kind. I might bring him into work, to terrorise Paul D., who has a FEAR of midgets.

[shambelina.livejournal.com]

that sounds like a plan (TM)

[shambelina.livejournal.com]

Hmm is Hofficorn out of the question ... he is after all only half hoff .. half unicorn, ridden through the night by the Shat, the most incredible crime fighting heroes ever to walk this planet *Daydreams*

Or you could come up with the ommpalympics events for me to save me the effort, I just think there should be midget olympics and they should be called ommpalympics, that was as far as my mind took me, I know we together we can take it further!

[thesme-01.livejournal.com]

Hmm is Hofficorn out of the question ... he is after all only half hoff .. half unicorn, ridden through the night by the Shat, the most incredible crime fighting heroes ever to walk this planet

So beautiful..........

[shambelina.livejournal.com]

So very very beautiful ...

Photoshop?

[thesme-01.livejournal.com]

can't do it in work!

[shambelina.livejournal.com]

I don't have it .. I shall ahve to get tesh skills :(

Ooh excited typing errors *leaves*

[hellison.livejournal.com]

Ask malvino? He's a whizz with the aul' photoshop ;p

[shambelina.livejournal.com]

MALVINO!

MaAAAAAALllllllVVVVViiiinNNOOOOO

I shall love you long time if you photo shop hoff's torso onto a unicorn ...

or at least buy you a g and t next time I see you (bombay sapphire of course)

[hellison.livejournal.com]

He did make a very pretty centaur before, perhaps that could be adapted...

WHY AM I ENCOURAGING THIS??

[shambelina.livejournal.com]

because, in your hearts of hearts, you know, the same as the rest of us know it is truth, that the thought of having sexors with a hofficorn makes you orange

[hellison.livejournal.com]

It really, REALLY doesn't!

[shambelina.livejournal.com]

I think the lady doeth protest too much :D

[thesme-01.livejournal.com]

YOUR PANTS

hmm.

Voltarol.

Noobs.

[hellison.livejournal.com]

I may need to start a new post for all of these!

[thesme-01.livejournal.com]

yes pls

[hellison.livejournal.com]

DONE!

hehe noobs. I really must see if that tape survived the move, it's hilarous ;p

[mollydot.livejournal.com]

Now that you've mentioned Buffy, I want to read about her. It. The series. I love that episode.

For a very long time, I thought this was a Buffy icon. It's only recently I've realised it's neither Buffy, nor BtVS. It's Faith on Angel.

[hellison.livejournal.com]

I do love Buffy, particularly the musical episode! I keep meaning to get more of the dvds, but I never get to watching the ones I have...

Hmm. Also, have no buffy icon, just this Angel one (tho Smile Time is possibly my favourite angel ep. of all time too!).

[mollydot.livejournal.com]

Yay puppet angel!!! I think it's probably my fave too.

Maybe I should try creating a Buffy icon. Or maybe just nab one from somewhere. Or two, seeing as it turns out I now have two Angel and two Firefly. Obviously, there is a rule about two icons per Whedon. OTOH, I want to make another Firefly one. Oh the dilemma!

[http://users.livejournal.com/_unhurt_/]

[1] themes must not include hoff/shatner/lobsters/porn of any kind

oh, well, i am, just not PLAYING then. hmph!

horrible jetlagged friday here! and cramps! woe late period arrival! still up for wines tho. feel i REQUIRE them, in fact!

ok, i relent a little. how abouuuut... Furrin Nations, specifically which, if any, you think you might one day want to live in. or you can just be mean about them. i am easy!

[hellison.livejournal.com]

HAH! Hmm Furrin nations eh? I'll have to have a think about that one. IIiiiinteresting.

and yes, easy *refrains from comment*

ps will give you a shout about 7ish re picking up?

[http://users.livejournal.com/_unhurt_/]

yep. a little after 7 to actually fetch would be fine, as i have just had a nap and am knackered. eta? i will be here!

*phones pizza*

[hellison.livejournal.com]

Sounds good, i'm not long in and need to sit for a bit, then eat! Probably about half 7ish?

Had davey on the phone saying they're playing the rotterdam tonight, but it is Far and Effort and i figured you probably weren't up for a mad night out either?

[http://users.livejournal.com/_unhurt_/]

nooo. no far. no effort! have already declined to go to the errigle to see sean the animal bone man before he moves to a fjord for good. sofa. wines. horror. these are my needs!

[hieronymousmosh.livejournal.com]

re: skulls with jawbones attached - I thought of you when watching "Bone Eater" (which I watched because I apparently HATE myself). It's a Sci Fi original! With lots of walking skeletons! And Bruce Boxleitner as 'White Man who's an Honorary Indian'! Urg.