Yet another leg rant (just when you thought it was safe...)

[hellison]

Dear Ankle

You have had 15 months now. I understand being broken then screwed back together was a traumatic and upsetting experience, but I feel, and I say this in your - indeed OUR - best interests, that it is high time you GOT THE FUCK OVER IT and started actually working properly. Or indeed at all.
I don't think it is unreasonable to expect you to cope with walking the entire kilometre [1] from the train station to work AND back again. In fact, if you manage the getting there, the getting back is kind of essential.
True, this time you managed without the stabbing-pains-with-every-step you treated me to last time I attempted this foolhardy trek, however the gain there is somewhat negated by the fact that after getting home and sitting down for half an hour I have to USE THE FUCKING CRUTCH to get to the kitchen from the sofa. To find the Codine (looooovely codine). AND STILL YOU ACHE.
Stupid fucking leg. If it wasn't for the codine, you'd be for the chop.

No love,
me

If anyone wants me, I'll be sulking on the sofa, alternately staring blankly into space (yay codine!) and reading yet MORE Twilight wank . Probably just as well I didn't buy a weekly ticket.

[1] i measured it on google maps ;p

Comments

[thipe.livejournal.com]

For some reason in my head this has merged with the previous comment. Resulting in a Unicorn princess with a cock for a horn.

Best princess ever.

[hellison.livejournal.com]

...

Now there's a mental image that won't fade for some time

[kimkali.livejournal.com]

Whilst INNOCENTLY searching for unicorn pictures yesterday (until I remembered I had a unicorn icon stashed away) I... Google showed me this...

Best princess ever? Um...

[being-here.livejournal.com]

Oh. Gods.

[kimkali.livejournal.com]

Magical

[being-here.livejournal.com]

Where did you find it? I need to find the story that undoubtedly goes with it

[hellison.livejournal.com]

WOES all i can see is a leetle red x :/

[being-here.livejournal.com]

Remember the birthday ponies? One of those with a tonker on its head

[kimkali.livejournal.com]

http://www.myspace.com/brettjamin

Most of the way down the page some guy named "Owen" posted it.

I... I do not know either.

[being-here.livejournal.com]

http://www.lsdudes.com/p-unicorn/

[kimkali.livejournal.com]

Thank you.

Next time there is someone to buy something for and I do not know what to get them, I shall recall the penis-unicorn (or "penicorn") thong, and well that'll be that.

[mollydot.livejournal.com]

Oh Em Gee.

[kimkali.livejournal.com]

If it was not for needing to make sure I was not the only one who could see it, I would have sent it back from whence it came. Though I am not sure where it came from. I am however pretty sure that wherever it came from is not a place I want to be taking any sort of vacation ever.

[hellison.livejournal.com]

I am home now. I can see it.


I CAN'T UNSEE IT!!!!1!!!!!!

[kimkali.livejournal.com]

Nope. It cannot be unseen. Hence NEEDING to share the having seen it. Or else it could Just Be Me who had this image in my brain, and that... well, you've had experiences of my brain, and penis-unicorns should not be allowed free and unfettered access. Not even pink smug looking ones.

I am slightly scared

[http://users.livejournal.com/_unhurt_/]

i am ALSO regretting revisiting this topic, i must say...

[hellison.livejournal.com]

could bring a WHOLE new dimension to your latest fic ;p

[http://users.livejournal.com/_unhurt_/]

I AM REFUSING TO EVEN BEGIN TO GO THERE.

ALSO? YOU ARE EVIL.

[thesme-01.livejournal.com]

Billy riding Joe takes on a whole new meaning.

Uh uh uh uh



THIS HAS MADE MY DAY!!! :)

[thesme-01.livejournal.com]

how did I miss this? how did I miss this? how did I miss this? HOW DID I MISS THIS>????