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Happy Birthday to ms

lazy_hoor

Perhaps you would like to select something from this range of delights?

(the last one may not be *entirely* suitable for work)

Ooh also, it is Ireland's first National Potato Day today (the things you learn listening to Today FM)

What a momentous day all round!

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I can't decide which one I want!

The last one is kind of scary!

National Potato Day on my birthday! How awesome!

They are all very special. The all in one orange number is particularly appealing I think!!

You could get the last one for Mr Hoor?

and potato day! Chips all round!!

I could get that for Mr Hoor, I will wear the orange one. So snuggly!

I'm having steak tonight, so yes, chips all round!

the long winter nights will just FLY by at Casa Hoor

and think of all the fun you'll have with the cats' claws getting stuck in it all time ;p

Ooh that's a worry. Don't want attached cats when havig snuggly sexytime.

Very much not!

I fear Lana is now JUDGING you

(can you tell I am bored today. Also, should get dressed ;p)

Naaaaaaaaaaaaw! So cute! (I still wouldn't have sexytime with you while Lana's attached to your wooly outfut though)

Heh, she is HELPING me with the proofread ;p

And I think she might object quite strongly to attempts at sexytime while attached!

I love when cats HELP.

I bet if I used my new catnip body scrub she'd find me very alluring.

catnip body scrub?? That sounds... adventurous ;p

I figure it would emliminate the need for clothes altogether! I could just go out clad in the bodies of ecstatic cats!

How would they attach? Velcro he-man style harness?

(this incidentally is giving me IDEAS for ART)

Er, static, I reckon.

Or I could just invest in one garment - a simple yet attractive fleece.

Stylish and full of cats.

Though it lacks the sex appeal of the CATKINI

(also clawing to delicate areas)